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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Note Ingraham refers to Shitler as the “𝗚𝗢𝗣 frontrunner”, not 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 “frontrunner” ... !

He’s still beating Haley!

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Marla's avatar

Did not 'Coach' engage in jury tampering by saying something like, 'the jury is made up of supposedly American citizens' and then complained about the courtroom being shabby and depressing.

It's not a stage set, doofus. It's where justice will (hopefully) be doled out to a criminal. And no one can be sworn in for jury duty unless they are a US citizen. If you're a registered voter (which you must be a citizen to be a registered voter), then you're eligible for jury duty.

Too much playing and coaching football without a helmet.

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JCfromNC's avatar

// Jeffries doesn’t appear to have give Johnson his dick back yet. //

Well, maybe Johnson doesn't feel like he needs little Johnson since he gave his balls to PAB.

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Ken_L's avatar

I'm sure Mike Lindell could supply MR Trump with a cushion to relieve the discomfort of those painful hemorrhoids on the hard oak benches. BTW is Ingraham familar with the qualities of wood? Is she under the misapprehension pine and walnut are easier on the bum than oak?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Sen. John Cornyn: "I'm occupied here."

Was he in the shitter?

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Emil Muz's avatar

Why doesn't someone remind Donalds, everytime he opens his mouth, that he's a convicted felon?

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Well, then, I guess he thinks convicted felons make fine elected officials.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. They all Donned those shitty outfits willingly.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It finally hit me. They saw all the Democratic women come into the SOTU in white, and everyone made a big deal about it, so they expected the same thing to happen to them.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

Old floors! The horror!

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

“… MAGA idiots showing up outside the Trump trial in New York to pay their respects and worship their god, and for no other discernible purpose.”

Excuuuse me, there’s VP gibbet I mean BILLET on the line here!

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cotugirl's avatar

These assholes have never set foot in the USDA building at 12th and Independence. It's dreary, full of lead based paint and asbestos.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Listen closely: In the background the German language version of "I Want to Hold Your Hand" is playing. Without permission, of course.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

We all know someone else who is clearly on a mission of personal revenge and who is widely known as a witness who has trouble with the truth.

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AthenaH2SO4's avatar

These idiots missed 8th grade civics, where the correct direct address for a former president is "Mr. [last name}". "Former President" is only for introductions at relevant functions.

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Sioux Fleming's avatar

Calling them flutters is top shelf snark, as was this:

“If Johnson’s teenage son’s porn alarm went off yesterday, that’s what Daddy was doing.”

Wine came out my nose as I was reading this. (Yes, I was drinking wine at the time, this wasn’t a biblical moment..)

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Sioux Fleming's avatar

Blasted auto-correct, I meant fluffers.

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Sioux Fleming's avatar

In the Substack app on my iPad the only options there are share, hide and delete.

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Zap's avatar

Johnson said. “President Trump is innocent of these charges.” How the fuck does he know? As a matter of fact WE CAN PROVE HE'S NOT.

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Jamshied Sharifi's avatar

EVERYONE is dressing up like Grandpa Farticus VonShitzinPants for Hallowe’en this year!

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

Not me! I wouldn’t want to scare the trick or treaters.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If you want to go as OHJB, all you needs a good pair of aviators.

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Zap's avatar

WHAR diapers?

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