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Creative writing, eh? If this election thing doesn't work out, she can write GOP talking points and legislated abortion screeds doctors must recite and everything Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin say.

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Rick Santorum.

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happiness is a stiff hockey stick...

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Talk about icing the puck!

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Aspirational Londoners refer to their town as"Big Colorado Springs."

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It's a magnet for bunker-busters, to be sure. Site "R" wishes it could be in the movies like Cheyenne Mountain.

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It's being consistent with mostly-naked-overweight-gun-guy and his Guitar Hero "guitars".

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Owlswick Jenkins. ==> Owlswick Clamp.

(Terry Pratchett reference)

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So, that picture.

I've got the carpenter, and the street-hockey player, but what's up with the fucker who has the OED?

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That's them! Government-owned street lights are shameless socialmalism!

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"Hi where is the section of your bookstore where I can find the Bubis?"

Wonder where they'd point you.

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I think it's one of the reasons to get a manbortion.

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Peter O'Toole?

Or the television star Peter Marshall - his real name was Peter LaCock. His son was a pro baseball player.

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How clever to use her real first name "Jaxine " as her nom de plume.

Why, you click on the Amazon link here on Wonkette and take a look and there are...well, there is...ONE AUTHOR NAMED JAXINE!

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