Welcome, Wonkette readers! Racism is in the past, the CDC is promising there are no zombies, and we're building weapons to fight aliens! Aren't you glad the past is over? According to Pew, difference in political opinions is what most divides Americans, rather than race or class. At first, this sounds amazing, because hello? Hooray for being judged based on the content of our character rather than color of our skin (and make of our car)! But the numbers basically say, "We are not getting anything done any time soon." [
The GOP will say we don't need to worry about alien invasions because JESUS!
Plucky Zombie might make a decent band name.
Thank you, MissDeMilo.
Shade 14, if you're gonna look at Venus.
this used to piss me off more than anything. now of course, there's the republican party.
still! want my goddamn jetpack.
Damn! I missed it. Now it's past. What was it like? Did the Japanese finally perfect sex-bots?