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Well, at least according to his gardener, Illustrated Manuel.
<i>But after his fall from grace, his unique qualifications are no longer in demand.</i>
What qualifications were these, again?
<i>over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder</i>
That&#039;s a beauty from the comedy canon. And a jockstrap is an under-the-butt-nut-hut.
Poor Hon. Bob McDonnell now knows what most adjunct instructors feel like . . .
Colon Labe
They didn&#039;t realize he was Catholic until he was staying at the rectory during the trial.
I&#039;m going to laugh about that all day. Maybe tomorrow YOU get to write up the links. ;)
He&#039;ll always be honorable to me if he can maintain his hair and make-up regimen.
Ricardo Montalban?
While I&#039;m very glad that your bra won&#039;t cause cancer, it has been known to cause insomnia in Little Jerry, if you know what I mean.
You&#039;ll put your eye out.
Ray Bradbury?
Look, Kaili, you know we love you, but I&#039;m not sure how long we can keep you on, if you don&#039;t get your p up to a respectable level.
More like a book warning of the dangers of wearing a necktie because it interferes with thyroid hormones and the accumulation can cause all sorts of medical problems. If I know my men, that book would be a widely cited best-seller within weeks.
yea well, I&#039;m betting he got paid way better than any adjunct... just saying.
Well, at least according to his gardener, Illustrated Manuel.
<i>But after his fall from grace, his unique qualifications are no longer in demand.</i>
What qualifications were these, again?
<i>over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder</i>
That&#039;s a beauty from the comedy canon. And a jockstrap is an under-the-butt-nut-hut.
Poor Hon. Bob McDonnell now knows what most adjunct instructors feel like . . .
Colon Labe
They didn&#039;t realize he was Catholic until he was staying at the rectory during the trial.
I&#039;m going to laugh about that all day. Maybe tomorrow YOU get to write up the links. ;)
He&#039;ll always be honorable to me if he can maintain his hair and make-up regimen.
Ricardo Montalban?
While I&#039;m very glad that your bra won&#039;t cause cancer, it has been known to cause insomnia in Little Jerry, if you know what I mean.
You&#039;ll put your eye out.
Ray Bradbury?
Look, Kaili, you know we love you, but I&#039;m not sure how long we can keep you on, if you don&#039;t get your p up to a respectable level.
More like a book warning of the dangers of wearing a necktie because it interferes with thyroid hormones and the accumulation can cause all sorts of medical problems. If I know my men, that book would be a widely cited best-seller within weeks.
yea well, I&#039;m betting he got paid way better than any adjunct... just saying.