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Well, at least according to his gardener, Illustrated Manuel.

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<i>But after his fall from grace, his unique qualifications are no longer in demand.</i>

What qualifications were these, again?

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<i>over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder</i>

That's a beauty from the comedy canon. And a jockstrap is an under-the-butt-nut-hut.

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Poor Hon. Bob McDonnell now knows what most adjunct instructors feel like . . .

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They didn't realize he was Catholic until he was staying at the rectory during the trial.

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I'm going to laugh about that all day. Maybe tomorrow YOU get to write up the links. ;)

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He'll always be honorable to me if he can maintain his hair and make-up regimen.

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Ricardo Montalban?

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While I'm very glad that your bra won't cause cancer, it has been known to cause insomnia in Little Jerry, if you know what I mean.

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You'll put your eye out.

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Ray Bradbury?

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Look, Kaili, you know we love you, but I'm not sure how long we can keep you on, if you don't get your p up to a respectable level.

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More like a book warning of the dangers of wearing a necktie because it interferes with thyroid hormones and the accumulation can cause all sorts of medical problems. If I know my men, that book would be a widely cited best-seller within weeks.

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yea well, I'm betting he got paid way better than any adjunct... just saying.

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