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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dead Porn Stars- my new trash metal band name

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Happy may not be so happy about the idea of getting fixed- it does tend to make websites more docile, but they also tend to put on weight. On the plus side, Happy will be far less likely to lift its leg and mark on the side of Wonkville

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chascates's avatar

No Saturday stories? Not even by Kid Zoom?

At least the guy lost his judgeship, his law license, was fined $500, and has to do some community service.

WAIT! That doesn't make up for doing a quarter in the grey rock hotel!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

if only we had a comments section

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bobbert's avatar

Well, google thinks we have a malware section, so there's that.

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The Quirk's avatar

A good way to protect yourself is to keep your ass the hell away from Texas, period. This has been a service of the Texas Tourism Board.

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The Quirk's avatar

Good way to get sued for harassment.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=c-OviftusB8" target="_blank">Is it safe?</a>

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Lot_49's avatar

Was it ever?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm always struck by conservative/Republican affection for tough law enforcement and the death penalty with their avowed distaste for government power. The death penalty, after all, gives the government the legal right to kill its own citizens which is a lot of power.

The same hypocritical dynamic shows up in abortion, wanting government-run prayer in schools, torture and so forth.

The argument they would make, I think, is that a moral or safety imperative supersedes limiting government power. But hunger in a land of plenty is (to me) immoral. Someone dead from a treatable disease is just as dead as from a murderer or terrorist.

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Jared James's avatar

I suppose there's slim consolation in the fact that he may have died of old age by now. It's been 25 years, after all.

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fuflans's avatar

if jesus were here, he would be the innocence project.

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chascates's avatar

I believe you're correct. My mind has become more of a sieve lately and I retain an outrage without remembering the proper reason for it.

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malsperanza's avatar

Here's a nice little tidbit: Texas used to have a local grassroots project similar to the Innocence Project, but it was funded by one generous and committed donor.

Whose money was all invested by Bernie Madoff.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Man, I wish I lived in Anderson's town, just so that I could publicly confront this dick and denounce him to his face every stinking day for the rest of his worthless life.

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PubOption's avatar

OT, but is the cat doing nine life sentences?

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