I know there are still people out there who don't believe animals are way more complex than we think, and I want to tattoo a picture of tiny happy horse on the backs of their eyelids.
What, nobody has made a joke about feeling a little hoarse? That is the cutest damn thing ever. I used to walk up to a stable that had a few mini horses and one day I was standing at the fence gazing at the horses when I heard a little whickering noise. I turned and saw this tiny but splendid white stallion looking at me; he defiantly pawed the dirt and took off, showing off his triumphant gallop.
I hear fElon traded his proto sex robot 1.0 to Miller in exchange for his wife.
Miller was estatic because the robot was much more lifelike and closer to his personality. I say "was" because the robot ripped his dick off and now he's a dickless Nazi, which has made him even angrier.
In happy news, the couple's baby was stolen by a pack of wild wolves, so it will have a much better upbringing by more normal parents.
The “Kavanaugh stops,” Leonardo Venegas’s class action suit against DHS et al. for constantly fucking arresting him
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I guess the "good" Latinos will have to start wearing some sort of easily-identifiable emblem on their clothing that can be seen from a distance and recognized by the goon squads, like a star or a yellow triangle.
Elin Musk is such a weird monkey for calling himself a "champion of Free Speech when he's so violently opposed to a cartoon show having a trans character. He was probably butthurt when the lead character for The Owl House fell into a lesbian affair.
Doctor (PhD) Senator Warren was on a CBS news show where the host kept trying to ask her a question phrased as a Republican Talking Point and she wasn't having it. Good for her. We need a dozen like her,
Aw, I like Mikie Sherrill. I thought she was a good campaigner. How do these Democrats that originally win a “red” House seat, often lose a step when running for Gov or Sen? Dean Phillips once won a red House seat. So did Kyrsten Sinema.
HuffPost: "In a lengthy Truth Social post, the president once again urged Hamas leaders in Gaza to accept the 20-point plan for ceasefire that his administration put forward alongside Israeli leadership earlier this week. “Most of the rest are surrounded and MILITARILY TRAPPED, just waiting for me to give the word, ‘GO,’ for their lives to be quickly extinguished. As for the rest, we know where and who you are, and you will be hunted down, and killed,” Trump wrote. “If this LAST CHANCE agreement is not reached, all HELL, like no one has ever seen before, will break out against Hamas,” Trump wrote. “THERE WILL BE PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.”"
To the extent that I can bear to think about it, I envision he has a full SS uniform at home that he likes to wear on "date night" to re-enact scenes from "The Night Porter."
Whatever happened there? I thought Stephen Miller’s wife worked at the White House, left to work for Elon Musk, and a few months later left job that too and started a weak-sauce podcast.
I keep seeing internet stories that explicitly or implicitly state she “left” her husband for Musk romantically instead of just briefly working for Elon, but there is no evidence that it was ever more than a short-lived job.
Gotta be honest, that reeks of misogyny to me.
I loath Stephen Miller as much as his former professors at Duke must, and I hold a very low opinion of his wife to be willing to marry such a bad human, so please, please don’t make me defend Stephen Miller’s wife by making unsubstantiated crude sex jokes about her and Musk just because she’s a woman of whom we disapprove. I disapprove of bad women for being selfish, mean, bigoted, greedy etc. But this does not make them harlots!
I dislike that some people have an extra, sexualized category of “bad” that they fling at women with whom they have conflict.
I can’t stand Mrs. Miller. But, being the change you want to see in the world etc etc, I don’t call her a hooor and ask that other people don’t (unless she does eventually bear Musk baby #15, which I agree would be a field day, and a laugh riot)
>>Stephen Miller wants to put us all in jail if we call him a fascist.<<
"President Donald Trump called the Democrats “the party of hate, evil, and Satan” in a Truth Social post on Thursday. That’s the headline over an entry he shared featuring mostly awkward photos of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.), Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.), Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), former President Joe Biden and form first lady Jill Biden."
Yay or neigh, your hed gif source is here today: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/a-little-horsin-around
And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/1a9c4af5-af0b-406d-9948-1160ebade36a?utm_source=share
What all the best dressed foals are wearing this fall.
I am not one bit musical, but I'd like to spend a few years composing accompaniments for that confident, curious prance!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! That tiny horse! 😍
$2.00 on Crazy Colt in the 5th please.
have I told you lately you spark joy and make the world a better place? because ya does. 💖
Aww!
I know there are still people out there who don't believe animals are way more complex than we think, and I want to tattoo a picture of tiny happy horse on the backs of their eyelids.
This is the first time since I was a kid that I now feel a genuine desire to get a dog.
THAT PARTICULAR DOG.
Weeeee horse!
ZOMGDZ! Babby Pygmy Pony! WHAR Dental Floss bush?
It’s a little colt out today, isn’t it?
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little hooves
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short horsies
Don't want no short horsies
Don't want no short horsies
'Round here
What, nobody has made a joke about feeling a little hoarse? That is the cutest damn thing ever. I used to walk up to a stable that had a few mini horses and one day I was standing at the fence gazing at the horses when I heard a little whickering noise. I turned and saw this tiny but splendid white stallion looking at me; he defiantly pawed the dirt and took off, showing off his triumphant gallop.
Spinal Tap missed a sure thing by not including him in a performance of "Stonehenge"
D'aww!
That is one energetic creature! I bet he's explosive when excited.
I don't believe that is one of Zappa's Pygmy Ponies, not a dental floss bush in sight...
Too much character to be put in the "compact backup emergency horse" either...
Just an attractive bundle of dynamite
PUPPY HORSE
Miniature horse for miniature people! (children)
Oh damn, Rutherford Falls! I loved that show so much... *sigh*
I hear fElon traded his proto sex robot 1.0 to Miller in exchange for his wife.
Miller was estatic because the robot was much more lifelike and closer to his personality. I say "was" because the robot ripped his dick off and now he's a dickless Nazi, which has made him even angrier.
In happy news, the couple's baby was stolen by a pack of wild wolves, so it will have a much better upbringing by more normal parents.
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The “Kavanaugh stops,” Leonardo Venegas’s class action suit against DHS et al. for constantly fucking arresting him
//
I guess the "good" Latinos will have to start wearing some sort of easily-identifiable emblem on their clothing that can be seen from a distance and recognized by the goon squads, like a star or a yellow triangle.
Stephen Miller looks like an evil Pee Wee Herman.
Pee Wee German.
Oh god, I watched most of the Goebbels clips (Miller). I think I'm going to be ill.
Elin Musk is such a weird monkey for calling himself a "champion of Free Speech when he's so violently opposed to a cartoon show having a trans character. He was probably butthurt when the lead character for The Owl House fell into a lesbian affair.
Doctor (PhD) Senator Warren was on a CBS news show where the host kept trying to ask her a question phrased as a Republican Talking Point and she wasn't having it. Good for her. We need a dozen like her,
Aw, I like Mikie Sherrill. I thought she was a good campaigner. How do these Democrats that originally win a “red” House seat, often lose a step when running for Gov or Sen? Dean Phillips once won a red House seat. So did Kyrsten Sinema.
'Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity'
HuffPost: "In a lengthy Truth Social post, the president once again urged Hamas leaders in Gaza to accept the 20-point plan for ceasefire that his administration put forward alongside Israeli leadership earlier this week. “Most of the rest are surrounded and MILITARILY TRAPPED, just waiting for me to give the word, ‘GO,’ for their lives to be quickly extinguished. As for the rest, we know where and who you are, and you will be hunted down, and killed,” Trump wrote. “If this LAST CHANCE agreement is not reached, all HELL, like no one has ever seen before, will break out against Hamas,” Trump wrote. “THERE WILL BE PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.”"
"Insane much, you demonic orange asshat???
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Stephen Miller - you’re a fascist (do I get to go to jail now?)
To the extent that I can bear to think about it, I envision he has a full SS uniform at home that he likes to wear on "date night" to re-enact scenes from "The Night Porter."
I get the impression he likely talks to his wife like this, on the regular.
Not anymore. She found someone with a bigger wallet.
Whatever happened there? I thought Stephen Miller’s wife worked at the White House, left to work for Elon Musk, and a few months later left job that too and started a weak-sauce podcast.
I keep seeing internet stories that explicitly or implicitly state she “left” her husband for Musk romantically instead of just briefly working for Elon, but there is no evidence that it was ever more than a short-lived job.
Gotta be honest, that reeks of misogyny to me.
I loath Stephen Miller as much as his former professors at Duke must, and I hold a very low opinion of his wife to be willing to marry such a bad human, so please, please don’t make me defend Stephen Miller’s wife by making unsubstantiated crude sex jokes about her and Musk just because she’s a woman of whom we disapprove. I disapprove of bad women for being selfish, mean, bigoted, greedy etc. But this does not make them harlots!
I dislike that some people have an extra, sexualized category of “bad” that they fling at women with whom they have conflict.
I can’t stand Mrs. Miller. But, being the change you want to see in the world etc etc, I don’t call her a hooor and ask that other people don’t (unless she does eventually bear Musk baby #15, which I agree would be a field day, and a laugh riot)
Prancersize.
Bari Weiss… who cancelled herself from the New York Times because… ‘mean’ co-workers. She could dish out the vitriol, but couldn’t take it.
"Portland is responding to Trump’s military invasion with an emergency naked bike ride."
The Laughter Revolution is the one that's going to be victorious against these humorless numpties.
I regret that I have only one set of clothes to shed for my country.
>>Stephen Miller wants to put us all in jail if we call him a fascist.<<
"President Donald Trump called the Democrats “the party of hate, evil, and Satan” in a Truth Social post on Thursday. That’s the headline over an entry he shared featuring mostly awkward photos of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.), Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.), Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), former President Joe Biden and form first lady Jill Biden."
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-democratic-party-evil-satan_n_68df9535e4b061291b14a4ca?origin=home-latest-news-unit