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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

But you'll miss all the <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2015\/02\/10\/us\/history-of-lynchings-in-the-south-documents-nearly-4000-names.html" target="_blank">nifty new monuments. </a>

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Boy, I can't wait to see what else Ferguson comes up with to deal with its obviously criminal citizenry - cutting the hands off thieves? Branding the foreheads of adulterers? Making bedwetters wear wet pajamas to school? Can't start with the humiliations early enough, you know, if you want a polite society!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Jeeez . . . how long has that poor guy been that cell? Just for letting his horse canter on Main Street?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If you haven't started the voter ID application process yet, you're screwed anyhow.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

In Ferguson's defense, it's not as though simply being black is enough to send you to prison. It's got to be coupled with something else serious, like driving suspiciously, or walking suspiciously, or looking uppity. You know, bad stuff like that.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You wouldn't believe what they do to black people who try to <i>walk</i> through!