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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Our interest in this guy is strictly (and very highly) professional.

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chascates's avatar

<i>Whosoever eats my flesh, and drinks my blood, has eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day.</i> John 6:54

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

As long as there's nothing queer about it.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yeah, well, he had that on his Facebook page. I shit you not.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And originally from Alabama. What were the odds?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

But think about all the Christians given charge of children who AREN'T trying to do terrible things to them...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Nae! he cooldnae be a christian. if he was, he wooldnae chase efter wee bairns. nae true christian woods dae sic' a hin'.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Hmmmm, a dude who enjoys putting his hand up the ass of a child-sized object and working with Children in a Christian environment. What could go wrong?

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

You, sir, are the winner!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Hey, his website is still up and there is a cartoon about creepy ventriloquists! <a href="http://www.facebook.com/ron..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.facebook.com/ronald.w.brown.39">http://www.facebook.com/ron...

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The Quirk's avatar

As far as you know.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Seriously...I went to a "normal" Lutheran church and the pastor had extramarital sex with about 20 women. Normal is not a vaccination against sexual predation.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

<i>How To Cook <b>For</b> Children</i>

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Gross. Disgusting. Miniature, baby *anything* as food turns my stomach. Don't get me started on veal. Cute, innocent, defenseless little baby veals.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

It must be awful for religious parents of small children. Church is a minefield. Who needs that.

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