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Locker room talk!

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My neighbors were dogsitting a golden lab/coon hound mix. He was a very sweet dog that was from a rescue in Arizona. I loved the baying he did. Hounds are usually pretty friendly, from my experience.

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I've been on both sides of hazing in high school, but I have never seen or heard of anything like this. What happened here goes way beyond towel snapping. Hate or not, this is a crime.

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I've never in my life heard such a discussion.

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The jocks claim to be straight, but it's like they're always doing butt-play, or raping each other. They get very angry and/or violent if you insinuate they're gay. I don't get it.

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Hey I was gonna say that!

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Heh, boys will be boys!

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Gesundheit.

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Okay, now that is some Category Five Economic Anxiety.

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If this had been done by a Democratic President, there would be articles of impeachment filed the moment the oath of office was administered, and it wouldn't matter if it was a Democratic or Republican majority in Congress.

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We have a beagle/basset hound mix. The only time he doesn't bark is when he's asleep.

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Actually, it's the next step up from locker room talk.

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It was too easy.

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Wait. Catholic priests are into show tunes? Who knew?

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I am genuinely curious when I ask this;Has slithering into random comment sections and spraying your racist brain-sharts over the walls ever actually convinced anyone that your sentient garbage-pile opinions are worth the electricity it took to get your last two atrophied neurons to fire?Or are you just so pathetic that compulsively inviting contempt from strangers is more satisfying than whatever else goes on in the chronic oxygen-thievery that is your life?Whatever you do, please don't breed.

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Did you ever think, caressing your meth-induced micro-erection whilst voting for Drumpf, that maybe you're gross? You know, it's okay to admit that you just come here for the ritual flagellation because of your self-loathing every time you wake up from one of those Benito Cheeto-dick sex dreams in a cold puddle...Or you could just come out of the closet and try to evolve into a decent human being.Either way, you really need to learn how actual humans have sexual intercourse, cause it is OBVIOUS that you've never been involved with one. :P

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