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Your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/lynx-explorers

And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/7aac8805-9a55-4799-809e-004050b39f85

There seems to be a bit of wonkiness with images this AM. Maybe it will clear itself up by the time you click on these. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

eddi-SABH's avatar

More ferocious kitties please.

Runfastandwin's avatar

The ears of a Lynx

are pointed, yes

so she can hear everything

more or less

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

The lynx to my heart.

Dave's Not Here's avatar

Share these lynx!

helenasgarden's avatar

Well I feel blessed. WE GOT KITTIES!!!!!! 🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱😻

Why can't their faces be superimposed on those revolting, ugly villains that pass through here each day? Or superimpose a real kitty like a leopard on their real faces?

Michael Bowen's avatar

I'm not sure, but I think all felines purr with the exception of tigers (or is it jaguars - I know it's just one member of the feline family).

Jjamie's avatar

If a cat roars, it is unable to purr. Yes, mostly big cats.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Bigger cats don't, like lions. I guess cats get a choice between a roar and a purr, although I did have one cat who could do an excellent imitation of a roar, every time he chased the big German Shepherd out of our yard. :-)

Jjamie's avatar

But, pumas aka cougars purr. They ate the largest cats that do.

Miss Grundy's avatar

I don't think you want to go near enough to find out.....especially if Mama Lynx is around.....

tehbaddr's avatar

Is Babby Rynx!

Menotsure's avatar

When her kittens all go walkabout

The wise cat mother thinks

That she knows soon without a doubt

There'll be no missing lynx.

These wildcats may be predators

Hunting with aplomb

But til they go out on their own

They'll come back to nuzzle mom.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Chef's kiss to missing lynx!

satch's avatar

"We am FEERCE!'

Miss Grundy's avatar

Lynx in and lynx out-and-about....

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Click on Martini’s lynx!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Awwwww, at least these babies can retract their weapons.

M-X's avatar

😹. Murder needles!

Bobathonic's avatar

Murdorable!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

MOAR BABBY MURDER KITTENS!

James's avatar

Here have some Scottish Wildcat kittens — and mom.

https://www.wildcathaven.com/news/three-kittens-such-a-joyous-scene-1

M-X's avatar

I want to find a couple of those kiddens in my overly-leafy yard 🥰

eddi-SABH's avatar

Look close. They are good a hiding.

M-X's avatar

😺

I learned a few tricks: look for shapes, not colors!

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Kitties!

memzilla's avatar

Dat gif! I feel stalked.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Them babies gonna gitcha!

Kay Ducky's Booze Clues's avatar

Some kids had fake IDs, therefore make me President for Life!

Reader's avatar

SpaceX is down 20% since IPO. IBM is down over 20% for the year. Apple is suing conman Sam Altman. Gates Foundation has sold all MS stock, iirc. And Mr Buffett is having his kids distribute his wealth, rather than the Gates Foundation. He "thinks they're ready," he said. If I may, his kids are 60 or 70, so that ain't the real reason.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

I believe spousal rape was one of the things that prompted women to push for Prohibition after they got the vote. Be careful what you wish for, Adam.

Also too, I was thinking the other day of an alternate universe story, in the style of Man in the High Castle or that sci-fi show where the Russians won the space race. What if, in addition to banning alchohol, women had advocated for legalizing those jazz cigarettes in the 20s after they got the vote? How much calmer do you think our world would be today?

beb's avatar

Wow, Canada's wildfires must be really bad. A report seen this morning says Detroit air quality is the worst in the country. Yesterday, when it was at it's worst, I opened the door to bring in some groceries and it smelled like the entire neighborhood was burning down. And stayed that way till some evening thunderstorms cleared part of it away.

The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

Greg Abbott “…but it's proven that immigration laws can be enforced, and stopping illegal immigration from coming across our border can be achieved without shooting people."

Can’t be achieved without floating razor wire ripping pregnant women open so they miscarry and die, though. - also Greg Abbott

Shane Donnell's avatar

I'll take bees knees with weed for six hundred, Axl.

Shane Donnell's avatar

He can stick it up his paywalled Beuthole!

CzechJournalists's avatar

is my Gen X vision making me look back at Loveline too fondly? i mean, they were no Scarlateen, but it seemed like carolla and pinsky weren't actively being baddies every chance they got back then.

Kay Ducky's Booze Clues's avatar

No, they were not the same people then. Carolla would make off-color jokes, because you need an entertainment aspect of a show like that. Lovephones was the same way, a radio guy and a doctor (I forget their names)

They are just assholes, crackpots, and grifters now.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Any of these dudes that are still Platner fans were always going to end up MAGA. They’re all just the typical “I’m angry at the system but also too stupid to see that only one party is trying to keep that crappy system” guy. They will just go to whatever party allows them to be angrier out loud.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

Excerpts from odd little story about Elaine Chao and Mitch:

After a firestorm erupted over Mitch McConnell’s proof-of-life photos, his wife has sparked another mystery.

Elaine Chao, who has faced scrutiny over a trip to China during the Kentucky senator’s hospitalization, was spotted leaving the rehabilitation center where the 84-year-old senator is recovering, wearing a mask and donning a trench coat.

The 73-year-old, who met with China’s vice president while her husband was hospitalized, was photographed leaving the facility on Monday, all covered up in dark sunglasses, a mask, and a trench coat, as she looked down.

. . .

"In the photo, McConnell appears to be sitting on incontinence pads and to have a bruised left hand. He is holding Sunday's print edition of The Washington Post."

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/mitch-mcconnell-s-wife-sparks-new-mystery-with-bizarre-appearance/ar-AA27YPNs?ocid=winp2fptaskbarhover&cvid=6a583a0700ab406cb5314b43046e4d5f&cvpid=6a58fdc21b294a3daceb968470871573&ei=29

Sherry's avatar

Christ on a cracker! I just read the Salon article. I have been on a date where the guy got drunk and felt like he was due payment for spending money on me. The first ask was to go to the nicest hotel to see the skyline and make love. When that did not yield the yes he wanted, he locked the car doors and wouldn’t let me out. I thought in the past that I would be calm cool and collected but when it happened, I freaked the fuck out! He subsequently slowed to a roll and let me out of his car. It was terrifying. I certainly didn’t call police and report attempted rape and kidnapping.

Alpaca22's avatar

JFC. I am so sorry you experienced that.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Another tab on Whiskey Pete’s testosterone fetish in this op-ed from The Guardian: “Finally, some gender-affirming care.”

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jul/16/pete-hegseth-testosterone-screening-troops

G-7 in Space's avatar

Than you for the Morning Tabs, my Queen...that Adam Carrolla boy probably would not like it if someone did what he says all "blue collar men " do to him....rape isn't a joke. Fuck him and those other pieces of filth in that story into the Sun! ☀️

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7jWIqpwaBI

Bill Maher MELTS DOWN as Neil deGrasse Tyson DISMANTLES His Entire Argument on Gender

Pig Bodine's avatar

Adam Carolla: If a truck falls in a forest and only a guy hears it, he will fuck that tree. Especially if it’s drunk. It’s better if the tree is drunk actually. Guys like them drunk.