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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

George Orwell could have told you that. Or was it Aldous Huxley? I get my dystopias confused these days, just from reading the newspapers.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Fewer hours than us, with several more weeks of guaranteed vacation.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

This sounds like a 5th World Problem. Have you made sure your cybernetic kitchen appliances have not gained sapience and are trying to raise a genetically-engineered army against you?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Did the head of the world's largest food company happen to mention who it is that's raising food prices? It seems to me that he might be in a position to know this.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

All the Xtards and wingnuts are already armed to the teeth, so it's going to be just like living in Afghanistan ... but with booze. What could possibly go wrong?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Yes, but <i>my</i> personal money will be ok, right?

/middle class wingnut voter

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chascates's avatar

If only it had 4G.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

OK - I'm ready.

Now, what's the bad news?

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chascates's avatar

Time to buy seeds (pot)!

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fuflans's avatar

germans. how do they work?

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fuflans's avatar

i think that makes baggers our generations visigoths?

or vandals?

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

... and eat them. Why does everyone leave that part out? It's my favorite part... well along with a nicely barbecued rack of long pig back ribs.

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