It's morning in Rileyland! Rileyland's long national nightmare is over!
You're a good and decent human being, Riley, and I feel privileged to have met you, and moreso to have been able to read your endlessly clever/hilarious/poignant take on the world. Good luck in all your endeavours.
Riley, If I may offer some advice, if you're going to fuck TeeVee, unplug it first. Don't ask how I know this. I will miss my mornings with Waggaman and coffee. MG
*sniff* Our little Riley's all grown up! Where did the time go? *"The Cat in the Cradle" begins to play*
Anyway, Riley, godspeed and good luck! The future of the Democratic Republic of Rileyland is bright! Here's to tongue-punching fartboxes and fingerbangs for all!
The great thing about Wonkette is that Ken finds intelligent, snarky writers, nurtures them a bit (no doubt with profanity), and gives us a chance to interact with them. We all have our favorites but they're all really, really good! Some like Sara K. Smith and Jim Newell go on to other online sites, some others just fade away into an alcoholic-induced oblivion. We appreciate them all any way.
Good luck, Riley. May the road, and Andrew Breitbart, be kind to you.
I, too, have a daughter who's (nearly) 23. Several years before you were conceived, I was picking my ex up from her job at the Marcus Garvey Lounge at Wesleyan. Gil Scott Heron was telling us then that the revolution would not be televised.
But he's a crackhead now, they say. And the revolution will probably be liveblogged.
I'm going to miss you, little brother. You have a way with a phrase, and can be ferocious without being mean. Fuck war.
You will be missed.
It's morning in Rileyland! Rileyland's long national nightmare is over!
You're a good and decent human being, Riley, and I feel privileged to have met you, and moreso to have been able to read your endlessly clever/hilarious/poignant take on the world. Good luck in all your endeavours.
You are a good person Riley. I will miss you and your funny hats. You were a lot of fun to read. Write if you get work.
More Trig blowback.
Riley, If I may offer some advice, if you're going to fuck TeeVee, unplug it first. Don't ask how I know this. I will miss my mornings with Waggaman and coffee. MG
*sniff* Our little Riley's all grown up! Where did the time go? *"The Cat in the Cradle" begins to play*
Anyway, Riley, godspeed and good luck! The future of the Democratic Republic of Rileyland is bright! Here's to tongue-punching fartboxes and fingerbangs for all!
The great thing about Wonkette is that Ken finds intelligent, snarky writers, nurtures them a bit (no doubt with profanity), and gives us a chance to interact with them. We all have our favorites but they're all really, really good! Some like Sara K. Smith and Jim Newell go on to other online sites, some others just fade away into an alcoholic-induced oblivion. We appreciate them all any way.
Good luck, Riley. May the road, and Andrew Breitbart, be kind to you.
Baby K. Smith!
No, that's Wonkbot in its college days.
Zorro?
I, too, have a daughter who's (nearly) 23. Several years before you were conceived, I was picking my ex up from her job at the Marcus Garvey Lounge at Wesleyan. Gil Scott Heron was telling us then that the revolution would not be televised.
But he's a crackhead now, they say. And the revolution will probably be liveblogged.
I'm going to miss you, little brother. You have a way with a phrase, and can be ferocious without being mean. Fuck war.
Good luck kiddo....don't take any wooden Briebarts.
OJ Simpson?
why does the wonkette staff leave and the trolls stay?
best of luck in rileyworld and i would like to visit.
coincidence? or a ruthless purge by Editor-For-Life Ken Layne.
Good luck Riley in whatever it is you plan on doing next!