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It belongs to the whole country, even tho it's a Texas flag. I mean, because it's a Revolutionary War flag. And the other one, with the snake in 13 sections and it says "Join or Die." Aren't they brilliant?

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That would be so him. Racked with guilt, and the desire for international law to take its course. ( And TO BE SEEN to take its course.)

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Fresh. The kid had banged them on the head.

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Nah, Hank Williams on Louisiana, but they have the same terrain. And people.

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I guess that's good preparation for some kind of adult life. Just a regular outdoor life maybe. Brrrr.

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That's a very exciting bunch of words. I've heard it a million times but thought it was dopey!

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We appreciate that other people care. This is some seriously fucked up, traitorous shit.

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Bless your heart.

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He was going to charge into a school and confront an armed killer single-handed. Here's the perfect chance for him to prove it wasn't mere empty bragging. (It was mere empty bragging.)

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It's the same principal as more testing creates more virus.

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Yikes! Why does this picture make me think of the song Froggy Went a Courting?

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No Italian, Goddam it! This is Murrica. We speak Murrican.

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A slippery slope, eh? You mean like Donald Trump on a ramp?

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there was a wonderful photo exhibit a few months back in the canton museum of art, to show what the night skies and surroundings would have looked like to the escaping slaves. it was quite good.

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Famously, he asked the studio whether he could work from home.

The bosses said yes.

So he went back to Mississippi.

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