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I'd never heard of them, but I've switched and am happy so far. What does one say instead of "I googled it"? "I duckduckwent there"? It sounds a bit silly.

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Maybe their plan is to ensure power security for their datacenters by guaranteeing a neverending supply of hot air?

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How evil is Bing?

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I was at an outdoor concert watching Paul Cebar and the Milwaukeeans. There were multiple stages and Sting was playing the biggest stage at the same time as Cebar. Some of Sting could be heard when Cebar was taking so he started talking about how everyone should have a one syllable name like Sting so from now on Paul Cebar’s name was to be Bung. <a href="http:\/\/www.paulcebar.com\/home.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.paulcebar.com/home.html">http://www.paulcebar.com/ho... <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=wtlPZe640eA" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtlPZe640eA">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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The good news is- when you Google "Google+fundraiser+Inhofe" the entire first page of hits is full of websites taking them to the woodshed for selling out

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It's not that Google and Amazon and Microsoft and their ilk are into politics. I think they see themselves as being beyond politics.

Because they don't view themselves as international businesses. They see themselves as borderless libertarian nation states.

Google will funnel money to Sen. Inhofe because it sees it as being profitable.

No hard feelings. Of course. Nothing personal...

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Maybe it's just a really different form of the contraction that nobody has ever seen before:

"Do n<i>othing bu</i>t be evil"

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That would be the only way "Don't Be Evil" could possibly be compatible with this.

So, they get the Good Senator so hooked on their massive cash flow, that he literally cannot survive without it, and then threaten to shut off the spigot if he doesn't stop being such an awful fuckstick.

It's a beautiful dream, I never want to wake up.

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Google's new mantra:

"Do No Evil, Just Buy A Human Shaped Pile Of It"

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I think we need more empirical research to determine that Inhofe is actually human.

Perhaps some type of ultra-sonic probe could be used to make this determination? I hear Republicans are fond of those.

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He'll insist it had NOTHING TO DO with burning shit-tons of Oklahoma oil and gas.

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"i'm feeling lucky"

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Goes along with the new <a href="https:\/\/play.google.com\/store\/apps\/details\?id=com.suchet.scf.ui&amp\;feature=search_result" target="_blank">Google Pray</a> app store.

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