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PubOption's avatar

I thought that most 'creative types' switched to opiates in the 19th century.

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Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

Reminds me of that "Friends" ep when Monica and Rachel were explaining...um...technique to Chandler. "Most guys will hit 1-2-3 and then go to 7 and set up camp....The important thing is to take your time, mix 'em up. Start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, 2-4-6...7,7,7,7!!!!!"

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Pugsandcoffee's avatar

But we don't have any money, see? *shows the one business that lost a lot of money*

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marxalot's avatar

It's a comfort to know that there are still people in the world named Thackeray.

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marxalot's avatar

Fun fact I'm not bothering to fact-check: basically the whole Clown Car is older than the current sitting Democrat president socialist usurper blah blah blah.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Fucker invented the current bomb-throwing, shit smearing tactics of the modern Republican party. Don't take it personally but I think maybe your time-lens is a bit foggy.

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marxalot's avatar

Um, title or GTFO.Ooh, that can be the name of our non existent book club.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

A friend of mine once heard about how creatures like seals have so much

myoglobin* that it their muscles are virtually black.

So, without thinking, he goes and googles "black muscles." He did not find what he meant, and adding "seal" to the query didn't help.

*stores lots of oxygen in their blood so they can hold their breath for a long time

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

True, true. And I never said I liked the guy. He's an asshole. But this is all comparative.

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

Get thee to a dispensary.

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Lizzietish81's avatar

So sorry

The Riddle of the Labyrinth by Margalit Fox

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JAWs's avatar

Yep Lord knows there's no other place to see those but in her overpriced book.

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toomanyrappers's avatar

Tax dodge. Because, rich people deserve to have the serfs pay to maintain order and property rights.

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John Smith's avatar

The rest have dementia and yell about vacating lawns.

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John Smith's avatar

Doeth not Shylock that joint!

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Help! The GOP has fallen and can't get up!

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