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I thought that most 'creative types' switched to opiates in the 19th century.

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Reminds me of that "Friends" ep when Monica and Rachel were explaining...um...technique to Chandler. "Most guys will hit 1-2-3 and then go to 7 and set up camp....The important thing is to take your time, mix 'em up. Start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, 2-4-6...7,7,7,7!!!!!"

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But we don't have any money, see? *shows the one business that lost a lot of money*

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It's a comfort to know that there are still people in the world named Thackeray.

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Fun fact I'm not bothering to fact-check: basically the whole Clown Car is older than the current sitting Democrat president socialist usurper blah blah blah.

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Fucker invented the current bomb-throwing, shit smearing tactics of the modern Republican party. Don't take it personally but I think maybe your time-lens is a bit foggy.

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Um, title or GTFO.Ooh, that can be the name of our non existent book club.

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A friend of mine once heard about how creatures like seals have so much

myoglobin* that it their muscles are virtually black.

So, without thinking, he goes and googles "black muscles." He did not find what he meant, and adding "seal" to the query didn't help.

*stores lots of oxygen in their blood so they can hold their breath for a long time

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True, true. And I never said I liked the guy. He's an asshole. But this is all comparative.

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Get thee to a dispensary.

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So sorry

The Riddle of the Labyrinth by Margalit Fox

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Yep Lord knows there's no other place to see those but in her overpriced book.

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Tax dodge. Because, rich people deserve to have the serfs pay to maintain order and property rights.

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The rest have dementia and yell about vacating lawns.

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Doeth not Shylock that joint!

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Help! The GOP has fallen and can't get up!

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