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<i>"nothing to back the wingnut conspiracy claims."</i>

Proof, right there, of a conspiracy!!!!

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I suppose "Republican heads" are too commonly found to make the list.

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Go for it ... the YouTube cat videos will get way more views.

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I'ma steal MOIP. I'll try to give you credit, if I can remember how many O

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COIP?

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And, of course, he knew that before the fucking hearing, didn't he? Or were they <i>coy</i> whistleblowers?

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In the quoted, run-on, sentence, there are three occurrences of "I believe". Now, sometimes "I believe" can be a fairly powerful statement, for instance if the speaker has widely acknowledged expertise in the topic under discussion.

When you've been in-country for a month, it sounds a little more like faith-based testimony.

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But only if you had a 30-round magazine.

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Did they ask if the fact that the show was produced by Michael Bay improved your opinion?

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Hey, welcome back to Cali. He's one of ours.

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They never work five days a week. Fridays are right out, and Mondays are committee meetings only.

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Is Hicks the one that's upset because he thinks he is due for a promotion?

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What in the world would be the endgame for "letting Benghazi get fucked up" by the Obama Administration?

I just don't get it. I mean, thinking back to the original 9-11 Truthers claiming it was an inside job, there was definitely <i>something</i> to point at as to why the attack might be considered a good thing for the Bush Admin, who very clearly wanted to wage some wars in the Middle East...

But what benefit would there be for Obama for this? It surely wasn't something that he relied on to get re-elected. It surely hasn't been used to effect some larger policies. How the fuck can you waltz past "no motive", CSI Issatard?

The best I can figure is that there really WAS a potential benefit for Romney in these attacks, whose besmirked visage was captured while exiting his weird press conference where he sorta prematurely ejaculated with his fingerpointing, and now they just want to make sure history doesn't remember THAT part by stirring up so much dust.

Otherwise, what the fuck?

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I pictured these hearings to go something more like this: <blockquote> Elk: Oh, what is my theory?

Host: Yes.

Elk: Oh what is my theory, that it is. Yes, well you may well ask, what is my theory.

Host: (slightly impatient) I am asking.

Elk: And well you may. Yes my word you may well ask what it is, this theory of mine. Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine-- ...is mine.

Host: (more impatient) I know it's yours. What is it?

Elk: Where? Oh, what is my theory?

Host: Yes! </blockquote> <a href="http:\/\/www.montypython.net\/scripts\/dinosaur.php" target="_blank">BRONTOGHAZI!!</a>

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"Could be a pretty <i>decent</i> country"?!

LISSEN HERE, YOU BETTER START SINGING OUR EXCEPTIONALISM ASAP, YOU AMERICA HATING LIBTARD!!1 WHERE'S YOUR FLAG PIN, TRAITOR?!

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The congress will decide by vote today. The Governor has said he will sign it. It looks like it will pass making Minnesota the 11th state to do so. *fingers crossed*

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