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We joke now...but who will Pres. Perry pin the blame on for the Capitol fire? Muslims...Liberals...Unions? There just so much hate in that party that they just might fail because they're unable to focus their actions.

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Or Roscoe P. Coltrane?

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You mean die?

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To be fair, Sheriff Joe hates poor whites, too.

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Reverend Wright? WRONG!

Sheriff Joe? PATRIOT!!

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Arizona Joe misspelled Michele! There may be a market for a teatard word editor as well as spellchecker. Encountering the word gay would change it to homosexual. Union would be changed to lazy gangsters. Progressive to America-haters.

Shit, it could change wrong to right, just as Fox and company does.

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Worse! It's explaining little girl/little boy parts to kids! And it's never too early to explain buttsecs!

Also.

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Billionaires to "job creators". Millionaires to "job creators". Taxes to "terrorism". Science to "voodoo".

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The mommy parts book was used to draft most Repubican legislation this year.

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That's going to be hard when President Perry suspends the Senate in 3/13.

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