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I thought <i>Republican airbags</i> meant Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly.

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Ok...but your original statement is still part wrong...

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i can't believe this guy is really this dumb.

which makes me even madder.

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Kentucky has always lacked a coastline; if we elect Rubio perhaps we could have one.

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Unless, of course, they were <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/St._Bartholomew&#039\;s_Day_massacre" target="_blank">in a hurry</a>.

(WWJK?)

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Good luck even finding a candidate . . . that's a pretty high standard for today's GOP.

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It was written to do both.

<i>Congress shall <b>make no law respecting an establishment</b> of religion, or <b>prohibiting the free exercise thereof</b>; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances</i>

"make no law respecting an establishment": prevents imposing of religion.

"prohibiting the free exercise thereof": guarantees right to exercise religion.

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<i>"Our climate is always changing. And what they have chosen to do is take a handful of decades of research, and say that this is now evidence of a longer-term trend that’s directly and almost solely attributable to manmade activity."</i>

Sixty years of research, thousands of years of data.

But let's apply this reasoning to tax-cuts and the economy:<blockquote>Our economy is always changing. And what Republicans have chosen to do is take a handful of decades of research on tax cuts and say that this is now evidence of a longer-term trend that’s directly and almost solely attributable to economic growth.</blockquote>

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We trust in God. All others pay cash.

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I can just see the questions from Breitbart's Home of Walking Colostomy Bags:

"The Democrat Party: merely evil or super-genius evil?"

"Do you feel the power of Christ through your decisions?"

"Are you a full-throated 2nd Amendment supporter, or a coward?"

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"They simply want to silence us."

We certainly do wish that they'd <b>shut the fuck up</b>, but that's not quite the same thing. Leave it to the Xtards not to know the difference.

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If Rubio is ever entitled to Secret Service protection during the campaign, might I suggest Twerp 1 or Ito as code names?

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"GOP Candidates For President In 2016 Already Getting A Jump On Looking Like Ignorant Mullet-Heads"

This seems rather unkind to Mullet-heads everywhere.

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I saw that video on Faux News. Of course, Faux said they were Koreans looking at the wrecked passenger ship.

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Jim Hightower suggested "The Apollo Project" - massive Federal government support for sustainable energy. Instead of subsidizing oil companies. President Obama has made a good start in this direction.

David Suzuki pointed out the tremendous economic benefits from the late 1950's early 1960's "space race." Fighting climate change could have a huge positive impact on our national - and world - economy.

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Jindal's half right, you know: we don't want to debate, because there is no reason to respect the opinion of anyone who hasn't gone to the trouble of forming one.

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