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I am totally dependent on Team Wonkette to track the movements of this new Reb army.

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¡El gusto es mio!

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They're saving it for the mid-terms.

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You mean Panamanian strongman Juan McCain.

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We're not telling!

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Its just a tool used by evil liberals to confuse good God-fearin' folk

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Nothing says "I'm conservative" like demanding a massive change to the Constitution, undoing 150 years of law based on it.

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well, let's see. The way I see it, Republicans are all about birthright stuff. Birthright presidency (Bush). Birthright tax policy (no inheritance tax!). Birthright wealth, Birthright police state (if you're brown, it's a police state). Birthright selective service deferment. What could they possibly have against Birthright citizenship?

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You said "alien", not "wetback" or "spic". You must be a librul commie!

Obama is Hitler!!

BENGHAZZIIIII!!!

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Butter cow, butterface

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My grandmother was an American anchor baby in Mexico. But instead of spouting a lot of racist bullshit about American wackjob religious zealots crossing the border to live in the marital sin of polygamy, Mexico just issued me dual citizenship and a passport. Way to be outclassed by Mexico, Trump. Tu eres un pendejo.

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obama phones, t-bones and cadillacs!

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And you saw that that wound up!

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Especially laws that we should keep in place.

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Probably not enough of one to win the election. They'll probably either just barely win, or lose in a landslide.

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