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eddi_TBH's avatar

I am totally dependent on Team Wonkette to track the movements of this new Reb army.

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Β‘El gusto es mio!

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

They're saving it for the mid-terms.

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Historicat's avatar

You mean Panamanian strongman Juan McCain.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

We're not telling!

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Bob@Bob.com's avatar

Its just a tool used by evil liberals to confuse good God-fearin' folk

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Nothing says "I'm conservative" like demanding a massive change to the Constitution, undoing 150 years of law based on it.

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Cismontane's avatar

well, let's see. The way I see it, Republicans are all about birthright stuff. Birthright presidency (Bush). Birthright tax policy (no inheritance tax!). Birthright wealth, Birthright police state (if you're brown, it's a police state). Birthright selective service deferment. What could they possibly have against Birthright citizenship?

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John Smith's avatar

You said "alien", not "wetback" or "spic". You must be a librul commie!

Obama is Hitler!!

BENGHAZZIIIII!!!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Butter cow, butterface

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Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

My grandmother was an American anchor baby in Mexico. But instead of spouting a lot of racist bullshit about American wackjob religious zealots crossing the border to live in the marital sin of polygamy, Mexico just issued me dual citizenship and a passport. Way to be outclassed by Mexico, Trump. Tu eres un pendejo.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Clown Cars provided by IT Motors, Inc.

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artem1s's avatar

obama phones, t-bones and cadillacs!

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

And you saw that that wound up!

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CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Especially laws that we should keep in place.

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CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Probably not enough of one to win the election. They'll probably either just barely win, or lose in a landslide.

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