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eddi_TBH's avatar

I am totally dependent on Team Wonkette to track the movements of this new Reb army.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

They're saving it for the mid-terms.

Historicat's avatar

You mean Panamanian strongman Juan McCain.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

We're not telling!

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Bob@Bob.com's avatar

Its just a tool used by evil liberals to confuse good God-fearin' folk

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Nothing says "I'm conservative" like demanding a massive change to the Constitution, undoing 150 years of law based on it.

Cismontane's avatar

well, let's see. The way I see it, Republicans are all about birthright stuff. Birthright presidency (Bush). Birthright tax policy (no inheritance tax!). Birthright wealth, Birthright police state (if you're brown, it's a police state). Birthright selective service deferment. What could they possibly have against Birthright citizenship?

John Smith's avatar

You said "alien", not "wetback" or "spic". You must be a librul commie!

Obama is Hitler!!

BENGHAZZIIIII!!!

Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

My grandmother was an American anchor baby in Mexico. But instead of spouting a lot of racist bullshit about American wackjob religious zealots crossing the border to live in the marital sin of polygamy, Mexico just issued me dual citizenship and a passport. Way to be outclassed by Mexico, Trump. Tu eres un pendejo.

artem1s's avatar

obama phones, t-bones and cadillacs!

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

And you saw that that wound up!

CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Especially laws that we should keep in place.

CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Probably not enough of one to win the election. They'll probably either just barely win, or lose in a landslide.