Sure, Hitler railed against the Jews but that one time he said “Let Russia take out the Warsaw Ghetto” and his audience cheered he was totally not suggesting he wanted Russia to take out the Warsaw ghetto. You’re just taking him out of context.
Marx is a perfect example of why potential candidates need to be vetted BEFORE they start running - and that there are a lot of fuckedup Republican men out there.
I don't know what you're talking about. Frank Dux totally holds the record for fastest kick with a knock out. And he absolutely saved those kids from pirates and turned them into his child assassin army. And he looks like Van Damme, but hotter.
When your unreconstructed racist, ethnonationalist transnational criminal syndicate of a party is protected by Murc's (and McCain's) laws, you end up in this situation where there is no floor for a candidate. It's All Skate, and every wackaloon and grifter from every hill can run under their banner, confident that in many places in the USA they'll get votes. All they have to do is tap into the sadopopulism which is the style at the time, and they have colorable chances of winning many races. So we have to be ready for the big dance in four weeks.
Neal Horsely, who famously said that a Georgia farm boy's first girlfriend is a mule during his campaign for governor, would be almost normal these days. That is if one's grading on a curve for batshit Republican batshittery.
It's amazing that these people are SO HORRIBLE that so much discussion about how the CO state Attorney General Phil Weiser, who looks like he would be a good solid candidate who would serve the state well, gets crowded out
I understand the United States society is ill and "if it bleeds it leads" is the credo not just for news, but just the passage on of information generally
The difference is, Biden was visibly cool towards the WHPC, and didn't give a lot of interviews. It was hard getting access to him and the Oval Office was run pretty tight. Trump is clearly madder than a hatter and utterly unfit to serve in the office, but luuuuvs attention and chatting up reporters and giving them photo ops and telling them they all suck and he's going to have them thrown out of helicopters into shark-infested waters and shut down their networks and ban them and....
But man, that *access*. Plus the drama and insanity. The stories practically file themselves.
That this guy is nowhere near the most violent, most inept, comically scary Republican running for office in the Year of Our Lord 2026 is not surprising at this point.
Sure, Hitler railed against the Jews but that one time he said “Let Russia take out the Warsaw Ghetto” and his audience cheered he was totally not suggesting he wanted Russia to take out the Warsaw ghetto. You’re just taking him out of context.
By Daniel Dale
I'm not a particularly fit man, but I could beat this guy up. The only thing that beats karate in a fight is literally anything.
I pick up heavy objects close by ie. Bar stools, rocks, garbage cans and charge the person.
I go for the throat and crotch any chance, while biting and screaming like a maniac.
Usually the fight is broken up after 10 seconds. That's my Karate school.
Marx is a perfect example of why potential candidates need to be vetted BEFORE they start running - and that there are a lot of fuckedup Republican men out there.
Ooh Paris Police are bringing out the peopledozer.
....and his girlfriend is really hot. You dont know her, she lives in Canada.
He seems nice.
He knocked out 50 men in the secret kumite. You might think that it's too many people for a tournament, but that's cause you're a lib.
Even his lies are ripped off from other liars, in this case sooper-secret CIA ninja and Stolen Valor OG Frank Dux.
I don't know what you're talking about. Frank Dux totally holds the record for fastest kick with a knock out. And he absolutely saved those kids from pirates and turned them into his child assassin army. And he looks like Van Damme, but hotter.
Less women would be abused if they simply killed their attackers. I’m a brain genius!
Word would get around…
When your unreconstructed racist, ethnonationalist transnational criminal syndicate of a party is protected by Murc's (and McCain's) laws, you end up in this situation where there is no floor for a candidate. It's All Skate, and every wackaloon and grifter from every hill can run under their banner, confident that in many places in the USA they'll get votes. All they have to do is tap into the sadopopulism which is the style at the time, and they have colorable chances of winning many races. So we have to be ready for the big dance in four weeks.
Neal Horsely, who famously said that a Georgia farm boy's first girlfriend is a mule during his campaign for governor, would be almost normal these days. That is if one's grading on a curve for batshit Republican batshittery.
If he's still around has he put in a resume to the FBI?
I think someone said on here a while back that He Dead.
Now we have the "Globe and globe, what is globe?!" lady who ran this year.
I think she's the one that had the bus with the words "God, Guns and Babies" or something equally stupid plastered on it.
Can’t talk to a psycho like a normal human being.
Trigger Happy Jack is just a drive-by a go-go.......
It’s just another one of his Jedi mind tricks.
He scares easily!
It's amazing that these people are SO HORRIBLE that so much discussion about how the CO state Attorney General Phil Weiser, who looks like he would be a good solid candidate who would serve the state well, gets crowded out
I understand the United States society is ill and "if it bleeds it leads" is the credo not just for news, but just the passage on of information generally
but still
seems a ... missed opportunity
anyway - here are some interviews he did
https://youtu.be/u7GrDjIR9k8?si=HTNf442Eu8ySowe3
even on the local Fox affiliate
https://youtu.be/v8iMNIDIyAw?si=IIYcFNaZSAn6qL7h
I love a good old fashioned karate maniac, but they shouldn't be running for office. I don't want to hear about senator Frank Dux.
"He cut in line, so I tore his spine out, who wouldn't?"
It would be distracting
Considering the masturbatory nature of that movie clip, the company should be Fleshlight Media Group.
Joe Biden wasn’t allowed to make ANY mistakes. The tiniest of slip ups was seen as proof that he was unfit for office.
Yet there is a whole cottage industry in the Press devoted to cleaning up Trump’s gobbledygook and telling us what he really meant.
The difference is, Biden was visibly cool towards the WHPC, and didn't give a lot of interviews. It was hard getting access to him and the Oval Office was run pretty tight. Trump is clearly madder than a hatter and utterly unfit to serve in the office, but luuuuvs attention and chatting up reporters and giving them photo ops and telling them they all suck and he's going to have them thrown out of helicopters into shark-infested waters and shut down their networks and ban them and....
But man, that *access*. Plus the drama and insanity. The stories practically file themselves.
All they care about is the clicks.
These idiots try to make you fearful, helpless, and
anxious.
Great way to real ya in.
Because we’re all looking for an explanation for this crap.
Reminds me of religion actually.
That this guy is nowhere near the most violent, most inept, comically scary Republican running for office in the Year of Our Lord 2026 is not surprising at this point.
Good morning America, how are ya?
Are you David Hartman?
Arlo Guthrie, City of New Orleans.
His wife needs to take my seminar on "Baconz Patented Cock Punch*"
*patient pending.
Clever disclaimer.
I would like to join your mailing list, please.
Or license the method/know-how from you.
$19.95 for the tape. And for just $3.00 more I will give you the seven secret tips on how to run like hell after it is delivered.
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!
Seems to me that, if administered effectively, one wouldn't need to run after the fact.
The run away part is regarding the victim's friends or the police.
See the first qualifier for "Baconz Patented Cock Punch*" is it must be administered in public
*patent pending
Patient pending works too.
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah! Didn't read all the way through the guide.
😆 this is a true story