John Boehner will create more jobs today by forcing members of Congress to take turns reading passages from the United States Constitution, because one of the new "rules" is that the 112th Congress has to "do something third graders would do, in social studies class" before they can begin the business of the day (shouting NO!! at each other and shooting rubber bands at the Guam delegates/any brown people sitting politely in the gallery). Another likely explanation for this dumb bullshit exercise is that the new Teabagger Congressmonsters actually think they're
A quart of pee (25) is worth one cup of Krauthammer Slurry, I think. Though that may have been before the awful Peeconomic Downturn last year.
Is that a Unigoat in the picture?
1,400 more troops! SURGE!
those are some hefty gams on teatard lady liberty.
as it should be, for goat wrangling.