Republican Rep. Mark Meadows of North Carolina is a guy with NO sense of fun at all. He's got a real hard-on for this bill he keeps introducing -- the Eliminating Pornography From Agencies Act -- which, strangely, Congress isn't in much of a hurry to even vote on, HMMMM.
Okay, which of you fuckers is that employee, and why are you slacking by only watching porn six hours a day? Oh wait, the other two hours is Wonket, isn't it?
The argument could be made if you let them whack more the less damage they can do or even for just a little while letting them relieve the stress may make them more efficient, if so hell make a good jerk session mandatory but circle jerks are out and Larry Craig tapping is strictly prohibitted
I worked for the state government, and none of our computers ever had access to the internet. Things like email were handled by the state government's own closed network. There was no web access, and we didn't even have web browsers installed on our workstations. (The government had its own web site on the internal network, but we had no access to it.) And oh yes, all use was monitored and logged, because our work was paid for with the people's money and so we all had to be accountable for everything we did on their dime. It was very restrictive, but I totally understood why they did it that way.
The biggest computer-related scandals that occurred during my time there included a few incidents of workers installing fully-licensed but unauthorized productivity software on their workstations or being caught playing too much Solitaire. Violations of IT policies were quite rare overall, though.
I never understood why most non-IT workers (or anyone not employed as a blogger or journalist) would <i>need</i> or even <i>have</i> web access at their workstations, since it is such a big security risk and is probably not even relevant to their job functions.
Okay, which of you fuckers is that employee, and why are you slacking by only watching porn six hours a day? Oh wait, the other two hours is Wonket, isn&#039;t it?
The argument could be made if you let them whack more the less damage they can do or even for just a little while letting them relieve the stress may make them more efficient, if so hell make a good jerk session mandatory but circle jerks are out and Larry Craig tapping is strictly prohibitted
Support the troops.
Hugh G. Rection.
I worked for the state government, and none of our computers ever had access to the internet. Things like email were handled by the state government&#039;s own closed network. There was no web access, and we didn&#039;t even have web browsers installed on our workstations. (The government had its own web site on the internal network, but we had no access to it.) And oh yes, all use was monitored and logged, because our work was paid for with the people&#039;s money and so we all had to be accountable for everything we did on their dime. It was very restrictive, but I totally understood why they did it that way.
The biggest computer-related scandals that occurred during my time there included a few incidents of workers installing fully-licensed but unauthorized productivity software on their workstations or being caught playing too much Solitaire. Violations of IT policies were quite rare overall, though.
I never understood why most non-IT workers (or anyone not employed as a blogger or journalist) would <i>need</i> or even <i>have</i> web access at their workstations, since it is such a big security risk and is probably not even relevant to their job functions.
Home for dinner?
Hasn't Obama ever heard of thepornblocker.com? Problem solved.
SHE SEEMS NICE.~
<i>Fapping On The Taxpayers&rsquo; Dime</i>
WTF?!?!? How good of an aim does this Congressman think I have? I can barely hit the paper towel as it is ....
Congressman: leave wanking to the pros.
Federal Anti Porn, huh?
Meadows is clearly in the pocket of Big FAP. p.s. The pocket needs a thorough cleaning-out.
As long as they ban the wingnut &#039;porn&#039; sites: Drudge, Breitbart, Stupidest Man on the Internet who owes Wonkette money, etc.
This bill doesn&rsquo;t specifically mention Wonkette by chance?
URLs or GTFO!
&quot;What&#039;s all this I hear about the GOP and Right-To-Wank laws?&quot; -- Emily Litella-ed.