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The blocking factor is currently just technological: The industry's inability (so far) to devise a firearm that can fit up a vagina and through a cervix, and which can be operated by fetal flippers.

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Do you need a cutter to de-ball a pig? I think I heard that for sheep all you need is a rubber band.

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How about a Pain-Capable BORN Child Protection Act? It could cover hunger, health, housing, education, and emotional well being.

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Such laser-like focus. Or monomania. Po-tato, poh-tahto.

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...maybe they can get Bill Cosby to co-sponsor the bill?

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The anti-intellectual regressive Party wants to move forward smartly? Seems counter-intuitive.

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The way the GOP is all talking sass and flaunting their majority, it's like they're just <em>asking</em> for it. Amirite?

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"[W]e know that millennials—social issues just aren’t as important [to them].”

Yeah, about that. . . what the fuck do you think their important issues are? GOP ignoranus is ignorant. In other news, the sun rose this morning.

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<i>Forward Into the Past</i>

Sometimes I think those guys actually saw this coming.

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"Fuck those liebrul takers." -- GOP

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Don't get a millennial started on tax cuts, Islamic extremism, or defense spending, they'll never shut up.

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Newspeak: "Millennials don't care about social issues"

English: "Millennials find our revanchist idiology highly offensive."

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I saw an anti-abortion billboard last week claiming that a baby (I assume that they really meant fetus, although the associated image was of a baby) can dream at 19 weeks. This claim appeared to be absurd, so I did some checking. It has been claimed that 'babies' can undergo REM sleep at this stage of gestation, but I have not found any articles making the claim using the correct term 'fetus'. I assume therefore that this is just wingnuts quoting wingnut propaganda.

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Born Childs don't need laws and shit. They can get gunz and protect their own interests.

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By 'smart' they mean 'nattily dressed and in lock-step formation'.

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Did you see the sultry look on JohnBone's face last night? Oh, he wanted it. He wanted it <i>bad</i>!

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