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Or a teenage boy, for that matter.

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It's never too late for breakfast. It's my favorite food group.

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Got it

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NOOOOOO I love him.

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Blue Ribbon in (wait for it) BOSTON!!!!

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Robins the size of sharks who join gangs and traffic guns!

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'Titchmarch?! That vandal? He'd bulldoze a rainforest to put in a water feature!' Johnny Vegas.

:)

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The party of Jefferson Davis?

Did I get that right?

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This

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No, but it makes you a brilliant Republican conservative. They grade on the curve.

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It's the cyber. Who understands it?

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Or walk across a swimming pool.

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Come on now, they were a faith-based group. And may have been performing a public service. The Bacchae, I mean.

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On politics--don't let him make you vote Republican.

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OK, that one eluded me. Only cawdor I've ever heard of was Macbeth, thane of Cawdor.

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