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gingerwentworth1's avatar

I believe you. And I wouldn't have talked that way to you if I'd known you weren't a guy but I thought of you as a Homer.

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Eos_Explorer's avatar

Hi Baconz! Very GenX flirt there. I wanted to go to CBGBs, but lived off the "hillbilly highway" in Ohio, so it was a mere dream. I live a monk's existence aside from the need to work and shit... and the two teenagers who show up every other week expecting me to feed them. :-) As for musique, these days am into "neoclassical" (check out pianist "Lambert") and my son's stuff (Kota the Friend)... but always-and-forever are Bowie, Leonard Cohen, Lou Reed and his widow Laurie Anderson. There - Eos flirt (disused muscles). Are there still malls???

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H0mer0's avatar

he's my "spirit anima"

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Good idea.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

So you DO believe Melania chose the irrigation system? And the the Park Service just said, "First Lady, you pick the flowers and, rip up the ones you don't like. Just go mad, as you're an expert gardener but we don't know anything about it!" ?That doesn't sound like how it works.

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Blue Cat's avatar

Yes I do as Melon decided SHE was going to redesign the Rose Garden and did not consult with the Park Service. She chose the design and the contractors. Just as the GOP will do in fixing this mess.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

In that case contractors chose the irrigation system. Anyway, it is supposedly a restoration..For me, I thank her every day that she is not a female gas bag, a kind of "First Lady Karen--" very staunch conservative blabbing up and down the country and posing with Bill Barr. That's a much more probably scenario than what we have.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

Real.

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kermit's avatar

Therefore, no cost to taxpayers!

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Kooolest G's avatar

Trump will hire contractors, the contractors will hire the undocumented workers

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Clark_Nova's avatar

None of whom ever want to work with him again.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

All of my skillets are century-old Griswolds. They have another 500 years left on them

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Clark_Nova's avatar

I'm good with that. I have a database of the location of every Trump sign and sticker in a 2 mile radius from my house. 2016 and 2020.

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Spring Phoenix's avatar

don't we all

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SterWonk's avatar

🤞🤞🤞

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Pearson’s Grandmama's avatar

Crackerjack prizes

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