Good job doing diversity, Governor [contextly_sidebar id="0eLm40JEi1dhemESPyZLsW5Yx1A0kum6"]Good news for South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley! On Tuesday, she managed to deliver the most successful Republican response to a State of the Union address in recent memory. She hit all the right notes: Obama sucks; yay America; that time Confederate heritage-not-hate fanboy racist shit-sack Dylann Roof murdered nine African-Americans in their own church sure was sad, huh, wasn't it? And she did it all without choking on her own breath, scoffing at volcano "science" literally seconds before God brewed up a big fat volcano for her state, or telling a super freakin' weird WTF?!? story about wearing bread bags on her feet.
Christ alive, Coulter. I'm not sure which she could use more: a hearty whack to the face with a half-thawed tuna, or a hug from Earth's most unconditionally loving child to remind her what a soul is?
Another reason Republicans get 50% of the vote despite shitty candidates is because our electoral system is rigged therefore, this happens in both parties, the remaining 40% of the voters who are independents end up "having to choose" a side, typically voting "against" a party or candidate, rather than for them.
You're not wrong. Apparently the Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill Triangle has the third highest number of college graduates in the country. However, we have a raging asshole for a governor, and he's all for fucking around with voting rights. Also, too, we have Thom Tillis, who thinks it's perfectly fine if restaurants don't require employees to wash their hands after they use the bathroom.
Also, also, once you get out of the Triangle, there are plenty of redneck idiots. Trump's appearance in Raleigh drew several thousand people. I was actually shocked when I heard how many people showed up. On the other hand, activists repeatedly disrupted the event, so there's that.
She's a man baby!
I guess she forgot all the hillbillies and trailor trash protesting the removal of their favorite diaper from the State House flagpole.
Christ alive, Coulter. I'm not sure which she could use more: a hearty whack to the face with a half-thawed tuna, or a hug from Earth's most unconditionally loving child to remind her what a soul is?
I'm with you. It really Jaingles my nerves.
You are a good child. When my mother ran for town council, I voted against her...because she's a lunatic.
My god that's creepy.
Oh to have the opportuna-ty to whack Coulter with a half-frozen fish!
Another reason Republicans get 50% of the vote despite shitty candidates is because our electoral system is rigged therefore, this happens in both parties, the remaining 40% of the voters who are independents end up "having to choose" a side, typically voting "against" a party or candidate, rather than for them.
The Obvious Anagram that is Reince Priebus would be Rice Penis Rube. I'm sure the kids at school just called him Rice Penis for short.
Aw, you remembered. I used to always refer to him as "noted goat-fellator" Mickey Kaus but let it go after a while.
What kind of name is "Reince Priebus"? It's like a posh way of saying 'rinse pubes.'
Trans-baiting. GTFO. That shit is insulting to all trans Wonketeers.
Trans-baiting, GTFO.
I'm sorry you were hurt by my binary text.
A deep-derp bench.
You're not wrong. Apparently the Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill Triangle has the third highest number of college graduates in the country. However, we have a raging asshole for a governor, and he's all for fucking around with voting rights. Also, too, we have Thom Tillis, who thinks it's perfectly fine if restaurants don't require employees to wash their hands after they use the bathroom.
Also, also, once you get out of the Triangle, there are plenty of redneck idiots. Trump's appearance in Raleigh drew several thousand people. I was actually shocked when I heard how many people showed up. On the other hand, activists repeatedly disrupted the event, so there's that.
Yeah, it's a weird state.