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scribblegenie's avatar

She's a man baby!

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scribblegenie's avatar

I guess she forgot all the hillbillies and trailor trash protesting the removal of their favorite diaper from the State House flagpole.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Christ alive, Coulter. I'm not sure which she could use more: a hearty whack to the face with a half-thawed tuna, or a hug from Earth's most unconditionally loving child to remind her what a soul is?

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I'm with you. It really Jaingles my nerves.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

You are a good child. When my mother ran for town council, I voted against her...because she's a lunatic.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

My god that's creepy.

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Shibusa's avatar

Oh to have the opportuna-ty to whack Coulter with a half-frozen fish!

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Helio (aka midnitesnak)'s avatar

Another reason Republicans get 50% of the vote despite shitty candidates is because our electoral system is rigged therefore, this happens in both parties, the remaining 40% of the voters who are independents end up "having to choose" a side, typically voting "against" a party or candidate, rather than for them.

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Chasm's avatar

The Obvious Anagram that is Reince Priebus would be Rice Penis Rube. I'm sure the kids at school just called him Rice Penis for short.

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Lot_49's avatar

Aw, you remembered. I used to always refer to him as "noted goat-fellator" Mickey Kaus but let it go after a while.

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the_heckler's avatar

What kind of name is "Reince Priebus"? It's like a posh way of saying 'rinse pubes.'

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Trans-baiting. GTFO. That shit is insulting to all trans Wonketeers.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Trans-baiting, GTFO.

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the_heckler's avatar

I'm sorry you were hurt by my binary text.

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accidental housewife's avatar

A deep-derp bench.

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accidental housewife's avatar

You're not wrong. Apparently the Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill Triangle has the third highest number of college graduates in the country. However, we have a raging asshole for a governor, and he's all for fucking around with voting rights. Also, too, we have Thom Tillis, who thinks it's perfectly fine if restaurants don't require employees to wash their hands after they use the bathroom.

Also, also, once you get out of the Triangle, there are plenty of redneck idiots. Trump's appearance in Raleigh drew several thousand people. I was actually shocked when I heard how many people showed up. On the other hand, activists repeatedly disrupted the event, so there's that.

Yeah, it's a weird state.

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