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GOP Finds Stock Photos To Be Their New Black Friends

DDM
Oct 2, 2014
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Republicans have a race problem, and continue to do everything they can to make it worse. Most recentlythey launched the thoroughly mockable #ImARepublican campaign , which turns out to suck even harder than Rick Santorum at Iowa’s annual goat-blowing festival:  

As crummy as the “Republicans Are People Too” ad is, you would think that at a minimum, it would feature actual people who are actual Republicans. You would be wrong.

Turns out that the ONE BLACK PERSON featured in the ad is actually a stock photo. In all of Real America, Republicans could not find one black woman willing to go on camera? For serious, GOP?

 The Daily Banter has a great list of other occupations and interests that thisstock photo“Republican” woman has, ranging from being a lawyer, an office assistant, a mentor, an engineer, and a supporter of payday lending. Quite a resume!

We all know that the GOP has a race problem. It could be due to the fact that there is a Kenyan Socialist in the White House. But more likely, it is because Republicans around the country are systematically disenfranchising black voters and sending racist emails forwarded by that goddam uncle with that lingering whiff of whiskey and class resentment. Or maybe black people (along with Hispanics, young women, unmarried women, women of color, gay men, gay women, and all sentient beings) have paid attention to recent voting patterns of Republicans on issues like voter suppression , immigration , the minimum wage , fair pay for women , reproductive health , and gay marriage .

But wait. It gets worse. Not only did Republicans have trouble finding real black people; they had trouble finding any people.

The tattoo guy? A stock photo. The guy driving the Prius? The guy reading the New York Times? Two guesses, sucker.

Maybe the GOP should try finding actual Republicans, like these!

You're welcome America.

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Gherkins d'Resistance
Aug 22

Republicans are Daughters! <a href="http://www.istockphoto.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.istockphoto.com/photo/new-graduate-608...">http://www.istockphoto.com/...

Hmm, Do you suppose we can figure out the common search term that they used when they searched for these images? REPUBLICAN, SURE!

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Gherkins d'Resistance
Aug 22

DONATE TO CHARITY! <a href="http://www.istockphoto.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.istockphoto.com/photo/soup-time-838099...">http://www.istockphoto.com/... <i>Homelessness, Charity and Relief Work, Soup Kitchen, Soup, Hungry, Poverty, Community Outreach, Waiting In Line, Meals On Wheels, People, Serving, Social Services, Women, Social Issues, Famine, Group Of People, Men, Begging, City Life, Senior Women, Multi-Ethnic Group, Urban Scene, Housing Problems, People In A Row, Women's Issues, Recession, Horizontal, Berlin - Germany, Germany, Indoors, One Senior Woman Only, Mature Men, German Culture, Characters, Number of People, Concepts And Ideas, Human Gender, Male with Group of Females, Five People, Real People, Unrecognizable Person, Mature Women, Mid Adult Men, Multi Colored</i>

HAVE FEELINGS! <a href="http://www.istockphoto.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.istockphoto.com/photo/female-friends-t...">http://www.istockphoto.com/... <i>Homosexual Couple, Friendship, Homosexual, Lesbian, Selfie, Photographing, Adolescence, Teenagers Only, Camera, Women, Autumn, Latin American and Hispanic Ethnicity, Sunset, Sunlight, Togetherness, Couple, Female, Vibrant Color, Looking At Camera, Bright, Italy, Self Portrait Photography, Lens Flare, Posing, Smiling, Bonding, Two People, Day, Brown Hair, Cheerful, Happiness, Embracing, 20-24 Years, Touching, Beautiful, Beauty, Hope, Passion, Beauty In Nature, Blond Hair, Love, Young Adult</i>

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