John Boehner is mad as hell, and he’s not going to take it anymore! So the Smoking Man dragged his rich Corinthian leather hide in front of a room full of reporters to say that the House of Representatives had done all it would do to avoid the upcoming sequester, and now is the time for the Senate “to get off its ass.” Salty! We are sure Lindsey Graham promptly swooned upon his fainting couch while calling for one of his aides to bring him a paper fan and a mint julep.
As person with a Gubbermint job who lives in the liberal bastion known as Austin, I will enjoy the citizens uprising party in front of Governor Goat Fucks mansion as he cuts off money to food banks, poors, and the downtrodden.
I received an invitation in my work e-mail from the El Jeffe Goat Fuck announcing a little shin-dig he is host hosting at a very nice bar during SXSW with some developers over a new warehouse complex being built in North Austin. I made sure to forward this to my local news media so they can maybe ask the questions about why my tax money is being spent on shit like this while my State leaders celebrate being the best place at raising malnourished children.
Lindsey Graham? Wasn't he the antiques dealers in "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil?"
Wait, he's a fucking Observer? But he has hair???!!!???
first thing anyone with a lick of sense thought of- which is of course why absolutely NO ONE in the lame stream media bothered pointing it out
it means you'll be moving to Arizona soon...
or George Clooney
they'd all starve...
You should tell your children, "Just don't let me vote Republican."
(furiously Googling Maxim)
isn't she the one who went to bat for those dolphins in Japan?
they should have hired Pistorius to take out MacFarlane before the broadcast- problem solved...
As person with a Gubbermint job who lives in the liberal bastion known as Austin, I will enjoy the citizens uprising party in front of Governor Goat Fucks mansion as he cuts off money to food banks, poors, and the downtrodden.
I received an invitation in my work e-mail from the El Jeffe Goat Fuck announcing a little shin-dig he is host hosting at a very nice bar during SXSW with some developers over a new warehouse complex being built in North Austin. I made sure to forward this to my local news media so they can maybe ask the questions about why my tax money is being spent on shit like this while my State leaders celebrate being the best place at raising malnourished children.
You mean tea time. And it's not tea. And the answer is 12:00 noon.
He wants cash to keep flowing to the large military contractor that employs him, but he opposed the auto bailout.
Translation: "I've got mine, fuck you." He's a Republican, all right.
Well, they have been demanding to see the "long form."
"Gomert/Cruz 1816" I'm ordering my bumper stickers now.
With her bikini photos all over the innertubes, I'm not sure why this is a question.
And yes, I would hit that ... if I were 17.