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TundraGrifter's avatar

Lindsey Graham? Wasn't he the antiques dealers in "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil?"

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bobbert's avatar

Wait, he's a fucking Observer? But he has hair???!!!???

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

first thing anyone with a lick of sense thought of- which is of course why absolutely NO ONE in the lame stream media bothered pointing it out

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it means you'll be moving to Arizona soon...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or George Clooney

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they'd all starve...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You should tell your children, "Just don't let me vote Republican."

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

(furiously Googling Maxim)

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

isn't she the one who went to bat for those dolphins in Japan?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they should have hired Pistorius to take out MacFarlane before the broadcast- problem solved...

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Fartknocker's avatar

As person with a Gubbermint job who lives in the liberal bastion known as Austin, I will enjoy the citizens uprising party in front of Governor Goat Fucks mansion as he cuts off money to food banks, poors, and the downtrodden.

I received an invitation in my work e-mail from the El Jeffe Goat Fuck announcing a little shin-dig he is host hosting at a very nice bar during SXSW with some developers over a new warehouse complex being built in North Austin. I made sure to forward this to my local news media so they can maybe ask the questions about why my tax money is being spent on shit like this while my State leaders celebrate being the best place at raising malnourished children.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You mean tea time. And it's not tea. And the answer is 12:00 noon.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He wants cash to keep flowing to the large military contractor that employs him, but he opposed the auto bailout.

Translation: "I've got mine, fuck you." He's a Republican, all right.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Well, they have been demanding to see the "long form."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Gomert/Cruz 1816" I'm ordering my bumper stickers now.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

With her bikini photos all over the innertubes, I'm not sure why this is a question.

And yes, I would hit that ... if I were 17.

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