Republican gazillionaire and super-expensive wine enthusiast Bruce Rauner has a long history of being a total jerk-faced jerk, even though he has only been governor of Illinois for about five and half seconds.
I have been brewing beer for over 20 years and I will say that Budweiser is a well-made beer. However the beer ingredients to water ratio is so low that you might as well serve it ice cold so that any chance of flavors being sensed by a human is nil. Oh wait.
Also, by observation, I am fairly certain that any kind of Lite Beer causes brain damage I am applying for grant to study this and will probably need a few dozen college students.
So Budweiser thinks craft beer drinkers are gonna switch over to their canned piss just so they won't seem wussy? Sounds like a winning strategery to me.
Let's explore some other creative ads using this "reasoning"! Drive Ford Trucks, unless your penis is just too small! Craftsman: Watch out for your thumbs, girlie-man! Are you one of those elitist snobs who eat free-range chicken? Why, when there's McNuggets - now with even more beaks-n-feet!
No one has ever topped the true champion of <a href="http:\/\/www.falstaffbrewing.com\/_borders\/ballantine.jpg" target="_blank">cat piss beers.</a>
Yeah, Canada has a proud history of producing <a href="http:\/\/www.artzberger.com\/BeerCans\/newcans\/canpics\/OldViennaUSA0813.JPG" target="_blank">great</a> <a href="http:\/\/www.ebeercans.com\/images\/large\/non-oi-037-39-carling-black-label.jpg" target="_blank">beers. </a>
$15.00 for a single bottle? I can get a <a href="https:\/\/www.ubuale.com\/_uploads\/site_files\/_cropped\/Big_Slide_Black_Tie.jpg" target="_blank">six pack</a> for less than that.
Rauner was supposedly going to follow the lead of predecessor Blagojevic and auction off the pot licenses.
I have been brewing beer for over 20 years and I will say that Budweiser is a well-made beer. However the beer ingredients to water ratio is so low that you might as well serve it ice cold so that any chance of flavors being sensed by a human is nil. Oh wait.
Also, by observation, I am fairly certain that any kind of Lite Beer causes brain damage I am applying for grant to study this and will probably need a few dozen college students.
Do the microbreweries have a trade association with the money to run an ad denouncing Budweiser as &#039;rice beer&#039;?
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I don&#039;t have an issue with &quot;macro breweries&quot;, I do have an issue with shitty, gawdawful beer like Budweiser.
Why yes, I am a Canadian beer snob, why do you ask?
You understand, of course, this will involve drinking lots of good quality beer.
So Budweiser thinks craft beer drinkers are gonna switch over to their canned piss just so they won&#039;t seem wussy? Sounds like a winning strategery to me.
Let&#039;s explore some other creative ads using this &quot;reasoning&quot;! Drive Ford Trucks, unless your penis is just too small! Craftsman: Watch out for your thumbs, girlie-man! Are you one of those elitist snobs who eat free-range chicken? Why, when there&#039;s McNuggets - now with even more beaks-n-feet!
That&#039;s why it&#039;s yellow!!
Let&#039;s not get ahead of ourselves here.
Gee, I thought the hipsters were all drinking PBR, a brew that makes Bud taste &quot;fruity&quot; by comparison.
No one has ever topped the true champion of <a href="http:\/\/www.falstaffbrewing.com\/_borders\/ballantine.jpg" target="_blank">cat piss beers.</a>
Yeah, Canada has a proud history of producing <a href="http:\/\/www.artzberger.com\/BeerCans\/newcans\/canpics\/OldViennaUSA0813.JPG" target="_blank">great</a> <a href="http:\/\/www.ebeercans.com\/images\/large\/non-oi-037-39-carling-black-label.jpg" target="_blank">beers. </a>
$15.00 for a single bottle? I can get a <a href="https:\/\/www.ubuale.com\/_uploads\/site_files\/_cropped\/Big_Slide_Black_Tie.jpg" target="_blank">six pack</a> for less than that.