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Zyxomma's avatar

Oh, FFS.

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яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

*Jefferson Davis Beauregard Secessions

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яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

That's only the state legislatures, and it assumes that there is only one candidate in each primary.

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Catbird's avatar

True, but in fact I would be honored to bunk with rand's neighbor. A man who did what had to be done.

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Mr Ephemeris's avatar

I hate being tinkled on!

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Shananigan's avatar

There's no feed line under the sink at this commercial property so they have to turn off the main water valve to the whole building at night when they leave. Got someone to go out tomorrow, though! Sounds like they probably need to replace the mixer faucet.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Ald Lang Sine.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

It has all the warning sines.

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guzzimike's avatar

Is it three fifths of a candidate per state?

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Hesavebread!'s avatar

I can’t get my”that’s just Whoopi Goldberg and Sammy Davis Jr” line to work.

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runfastandwin's avatar

Imagine how little even non existent self respect it takes to be a black Republican…

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rtpoeman's avatar

Speaking of which, recommended reading for Black History Month: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Tom65's avatar

I imagine it's right up there with Log Cabin Republicans

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ThatDale's avatar

I congratulated the RNC for having 4/5 of a candidate for each state, which is an improvement over the old 3/5 rule.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Chortle. He said persiflage

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Nice.

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