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Oh, FFS.

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*Jefferson Davis Beauregard Secessions

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That's only the state legislatures, and it assumes that there is only one candidate in each primary.

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True, but in fact I would be honored to bunk with rand's neighbor. A man who did what had to be done.

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I hate being tinkled on!

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There's no feed line under the sink at this commercial property so they have to turn off the main water valve to the whole building at night when they leave. Got someone to go out tomorrow, though! Sounds like they probably need to replace the mixer faucet.

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It has all the warning sines.

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Is it three fifths of a candidate per state?

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I can’t get my”that’s just Whoopi Goldberg and Sammy Davis Jr” line to work.

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Imagine how little even non existent self respect it takes to be a black Republican…

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Speaking of which, recommended reading for Black History Month: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I imagine it's right up there with Log Cabin Republicans

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I congratulated the RNC for having 4/5 of a candidate for each state, which is an improvement over the old 3/5 rule.

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Chortle. He said persiflage

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Nice.

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