The Republican rebranding continues to suck more than ever, but at least we can be assured of one area where the GOP is making a comeback: Communications. Specifically, in training new communications staffers for campaigns and harnessing social media to get the conservative message out directly to voters, bypassing traditional media the way the Obama campaign did in 2008 and 2012. Of course, Obama was aided by the fact that the policies he was pushing were not a bunch of retrograde, xenophobic, revanchist bullshit clipped from old John Birch Society newsletters and gussied up with a metaphorical new coat of paint and some spackle. But maybe giving themselves an A for effort in 2016 will be a balm to soothe the butthurt while watching Hillary Clinton give her inaugural address, right? (SPOILER ALERT: No.)
It's working, too! Joni Ernst is only talking about personhood amendments, Agenda 21, and arresting the government on odd-numbered days! On even-numbered days she talks about abolishing those federal agencies we don't like.
So the plan is "Be just as stupid, venal and evil. But do it faster, louder and with whoever Central Casting sends over to fill the 'hip' demographic."?
It's working, too! Joni Ernst is only talking about personhood amendments, Agenda 21, and arresting the government on odd-numbered days! On even-numbered days she talks about abolishing those federal agencies we don't like.
Take both chambers? With votes!
What&#039;s that? You <i> weren&#039;t</i> talking about suicide by firearm? Sorry, carry on.
The disciples, wondering how they were going to feed the crowd?
I&#039;ve never seen even a fictional hip conservative, whereas Godzilla did fight a jumbo shrimp once, I think. So there&#039;s that.
Boncentration bamps.
Hey, that&#039;s is actually a great idea to come out of this GOP operative meeting!!
Can we start a Kickstarter campaign to hire Mike Tyson to go around punching these GOPlins in the mouth?
Counting and listing Jews: What could possibly go wrong with that?
Moses?
Caesar Augustus, in the year 0 AD?
&quot;It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all.&quot; --Samuel Johnson
Does Sarah Silverman have an evil conservative twin?
So the plan is &quot;Be just as stupid, venal and evil. But do it faster, louder and with whoever Central Casting sends over to fill the &#039;hip&#039; demographic.&quot;?
How could that possibly fail?