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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and thanks to a complicit MSM, it'll work

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Or maybe the voters who aren't already hopeless GOPtards will realize that no, they don't want Republicans in charge. Of anything.

bobbert's avatar

Yeah. Obama is taking care of that, so the Congress can focus on <i>important</i> stuff.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

The Ultrasound Wand Strikes Back? Worst. Sequel. <strike>Ever</strike> So Far.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

After they pass a bill to repeal Obamacare they will have blown their whole legislative wad. I suppose they can then go back to golfing or pandering to the rich.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

That will require some alcohol I believe.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

They're acting like somebody drew a cartoon. Of a vagina (icky, icky vagina). On the Constitution.

schmannity's avatar

20th week: Precious human life. 60th week: Taker sucking on some teat, government or otherwise.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Hey, now, it's not a War on Women! It's a War on Vaginas...which all women just happen to have.

dslindc's avatar

This assumes the average American voter would read something before voting, which is a bit of a stretch goal these days, unfortunately.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I question the viability of this Congress outside their womb.

dslindc's avatar

When it stops benefiting them financially (read: not likely to happen anytime soon, possibly never).

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Howzabout a "Pain Capable <b>Born</b> Child Protection Act"? The end of spanking as we know it. Also shooting 12 year olds.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Mandatory chastity belts would solve a lot of this uncertainty. But who should hold the key: Congress or your Boss?