As August settles in on Washington, D.C., like a warm, wet Satanic fart, Congresscritters are hightailing it out of town. For the ENTIRE MONTH. During this recess, they plan on talking at and "listening" to their constituents. How will the GOP convince people that they want to come back to Washington, D.C. year after year? The House GOP has a plan, according to
So they're taking a vacation to listen to and take direction from a bunch of wingnutz with room temp. IQ's at "Town Hall" meetings? What could go wrong?
<i>But whatever you do, just don&rsquo;t remind voters you are part of that government.</i>
Bah, no problem: &quot;But Congressman, aren&#039;t <i>you</i> part of the government?&quot; &quot;No, no of course not. While I have been in Washington all year, I haven&#039;t governed <i>once</i>.&quot;
Also: Is this a <em>real</em> recess? Or one of those &quot;Leave three guys behind to go punch the clock once an hour, so Obama can&#039;t make any appointments&quot; recess?
Of the three men in my state&#039;s congressional delegation, I have Steve Daines (Rubber Stamp Republican, sure you&#039;ve never heard of him because he never does anything), Max Baucus (A Democrat, if he is to be believed), and John Tester (With whom I have had the pleasure of drinking a beer).
I can only stand one of them. So you are only 1/3 right.
That alt-text... when did Jim Hoft get elected?
I thought it was latino hot rentboys
Is there anything in that memo about eating corn dogs in public?
That&#039;s what you get when you shave Thomas Friedman&#039;s mustache
The sad part is- it&#039;ll work.The rubes will send these clowns back to D.C. where they will continue to break government- rinse and repeat...
Putting the Turd in Your Turducken!
That be a future congresscritter what was not aborted because jeebus loves him
<blockquote>they have repealed Obamacare 8,563 times</blockquote>
You&#039;re just beggin&#039; for an Old Timey Jim Hoft Nitpickin&#039; aren&#039;t you?
DDM, you old troll, you...
I believe that is Ted Cruz, sometimes known as a Naked Mole Rat.
Scientific Name: Teaus Partius Buffoonius
I assume that it&#039;s a cockweasel, but cannot be sure.
So they&#039;re taking a vacation to listen to and take direction from a bunch of wingnutz with room temp. IQ&#039;s at &quot;Town Hall&quot; meetings? What could go wrong?
<i>But whatever you do, just don&rsquo;t remind voters you are part of that government.</i>
Bah, no problem: &quot;But Congressman, aren&#039;t <i>you</i> part of the government?&quot; &quot;No, no of course not. While I have been in Washington all year, I haven&#039;t governed <i>once</i>.&quot;
Also: Is this a <em>real</em> recess? Or one of those &quot;Leave three guys behind to go punch the clock once an hour, so Obama can&#039;t make any appointments&quot; recess?
Fucking goddamn asshole motherfuckers.
Of the three men in my state&#039;s congressional delegation, I have Steve Daines (Rubber Stamp Republican, sure you&#039;ve never heard of him because he never does anything), Max Baucus (A Democrat, if he is to be believed), and John Tester (With whom I have had the pleasure of drinking a beer).
I can only stand one of them. So you are only 1/3 right.