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javadavis's avatar

Our current land line service comes with a package and the cheapest version is probably at least as expensive as the cheapest cell phone (plus service) that you can find. So, I call bs.

javadavis's avatar

Also internet (although, in a pinch, I guess most cells now access internet, email, etc.)

Querolous's avatar

Don't get your tit caught in the wringer!

Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

My bill will reform the Lifeline Program and restore it to its original purpose of providing landline services and prohibit Universal Service support for mobile services. Read more at https://wonkette.com/621128...

And do he know why the original purpose was providing landline services? The first cell phone went on sale in 1984 for $4,000. http://mashable.com/2014/03...

Zor-El-ahrairah's avatar

Can't we just send them to workhouses and debtor's prisons again, like the good old days of 19th century London, when America was great?

Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

And yet, public libraries are where poors often go for internetting job searches.

Lefty Wright's avatar

I'm willing to go with Morse Code for All.

Querolous's avatar

Similar to David Duke's.

Querolous's avatar

My parents' first land line in Southern Oregon was a party line. Their "number" was two longs and a short. The operators name wasn't "Sarah", it was "Mabel."

Khavrinen's avatar

"Money well spent!", most Republicans, probably.

handyhippie65's avatar

i still have my vic 20 i got fer crimmas in the 80's.

Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

How dare the president of another country disobey tRump, THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD EVER! THE NERVE!!!1!!11!!!!!1

Amy!'s avatar

Why do you think that they don't realize that?

Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

Why do you think Republicans hate them?

Prolecat's avatar

So for poor people in rural areas that aren't serviced by landlines? I guess they just FOAD if they need to call 911 or something.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Any other country would have had a vote of no confidence or a military coup long before now.