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I mean, it is like Mjolnir and the Lasso of Truth had a bebby!!

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Right?

Senator Blunt, I have Dr. Pavlov on line 1.

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It's like Trump touched a hot stove...and had a spontaneous orgasm. Yeah, pretty sure he learned his lesson, all right.

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How do you do a new prenup AFTER the "nup" (they'd been married for years at that point)? If she was SMRT, something of value was actually transferred after 2016, as opposed to just a piece of paper supposedly reciting an "agreement", which would probably be unenforceable.

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Paranoia strikes deepInto your life it will creepIt starts when you're always afraidYou step out of line, the man come and take you away

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shorter GOP: treason has worked so well for us in the past. why stop now?

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If Pence 25th's his ass, does Pence gain secret service protection for life having been POTUS for nine days? He might think it worth the gambit if he does.

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Bigger issue: it gives him the chance to pardon Donny.

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Chuck Schumer, also January 21st, "The floor does not recognize the senior senator from Kentucky."

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yeah, I hope he suits up for that big game in Lucy Van Pelt's jersey.

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I think he still thinks he's going to get elected POTUS by the MAGAts someday, so he's worried about pissing off Dotard (the guy who almost got him killed).

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Oooh. It looks warm in here.

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That only applies if he resigns.

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A few less are flying now.

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"SIT, DONALD, SIT!!! See he's behaving, now."

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