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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I mean, it is like Mjolnir and the Lasso of Truth had a bebby!!

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Right?

Senator Blunt, I have Dr. Pavlov on line 1.

Mandorlind's avatar

It's like Trump touched a hot stove...and had a spontaneous orgasm. Yeah, pretty sure he learned his lesson, all right.

gammarae's avatar

How do you do a new prenup AFTER the "nup" (they'd been married for years at that point)? If she was SMRT, something of value was actually transferred after 2016, as opposed to just a piece of paper supposedly reciting an "agreement", which would probably be unenforceable.

Stanta In Name Only's avatar

Paranoia strikes deepInto your life it will creepIt starts when you're always afraidYou step out of line, the man come and take you away

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

shorter GOP: treason has worked so well for us in the past. why stop now?

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

If Pence 25th's his ass, does Pence gain secret service protection for life having been POTUS for nine days? He might think it worth the gambit if he does.

Doug Langley's avatar

Bigger issue: it gives him the chance to pardon Donny.

The Salad of the Bad Cafe's avatar

Chuck Schumer, also January 21st, "The floor does not recognize the senior senator from Kentucky."

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

yeah, I hope he suits up for that big game in Lucy Van Pelt's jersey.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I think he still thinks he's going to get elected POTUS by the MAGAts someday, so he's worried about pissing off Dotard (the guy who almost got him killed).

Notreelyhelping's avatar

Oooh. It looks warm in here.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

That only applies if he resigns.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

A few less are flying now.

Poly_Ester's avatar

"SIT, DONALD, SIT!!! See he's behaving, now."