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Now there's a woman who likes a challenge!

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A shot at what? Biggest Loser?

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The only way to win is to not have a floater.

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An anchor Bobby.

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"Well, the world needs Klown Kar passengers, too."

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I want them to alllll stay. Trump's numbers have not improved, and once these start dropping out, their supporters will go to one of the higher tiers and prolly someone will surge ahead, but maybe not Trump and it would not be the same without him

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Usually a plunger is employed at that point to ensure everything, I mean everyone, gets flushed.

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I'd like to know who--hold on a sec *scrolls back up to article*--Jim Gilman is, but I'm--wait, that doesn't sound right either *scrolls back up to article* Gilmore, right, got it this time--anyway, who he is, but everytime I go to Google him, I keep forgetting his name.

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But then burn that person because they are a witch. The penultimate pyhric victory

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Trust me, the Koch brothers are trying, but it's not cheaper.

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Christie could wear a speedo and no one would know.

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And those live in Pepper Pike, and Parma.

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That's okay, Santorum can duke it out with Huckabee over which one of them gets to be Secretary of Jesus (that's a thing, right?)

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Parma, yes, Pepper Pike, no - PP is like 75% Jewish, and mostly reform Jews, at that. Chagrin Falls (along with Gates Mills and Hunting Valley, which is just as Old Money as it sounds), on the other hand, is the Red Island surrounded by a fairly blue sea.

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That's not fair as that creature on top of Trump's head will paddle furiously to avoid death while Trump uses his gigantic vagina mouth as a water jet.....

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Pepper Pike has changed a bit, then—sounds like Beachwood of 40 years ago.Back then, the Rs in Gates Mills and Hunting Valley were of the Ohio Taft variety—economically conservative, socially liberal, and personally tolerant. Probably extinct by now. Chagrin Falls was the most beautiful town in America. Is it still?

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