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Axomamma's avatar

A shot at what? Biggest Loser?

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The only way to win is to not have a floater.

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

"Well, the world needs Klown Kar passengers, too."

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I want them to alllll stay. Trump's numbers have not improved, and once these start dropping out, their supporters will go to one of the higher tiers and prolly someone will surge ahead, but maybe not Trump and it would not be the same without him

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Marie Watkins Crocker's avatar

Usually a plunger is employed at that point to ensure everything, I mean everyone, gets flushed.

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Mintie's avatar

I'd like to know who--hold on a sec *scrolls back up to article*--Jim Gilman is, but I'm--wait, that doesn't sound right either *scrolls back up to article* Gilmore, right, got it this time--anyway, who he is, but everytime I go to Google him, I keep forgetting his name.

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Iam Reading's avatar

But then burn that person because they are a witch. The penultimate pyhric victory

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Trust me, the Koch brothers are trying, but it's not cheaper.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Christie could wear a speedo and no one would know.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

And those live in Pepper Pike, and Parma.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

That's okay, Santorum can duke it out with Huckabee over which one of them gets to be Secretary of Jesus (that's a thing, right?)

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Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

Parma, yes, Pepper Pike, no - PP is like 75% Jewish, and mostly reform Jews, at that. Chagrin Falls (along with Gates Mills and Hunting Valley, which is just as Old Money as it sounds), on the other hand, is the Red Island surrounded by a fairly blue sea.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

That's not fair as that creature on top of Trump's head will paddle furiously to avoid death while Trump uses his gigantic vagina mouth as a water jet.....

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Pepper Pike has changed a bit, thenβ€”sounds like Beachwood of 40 years ago.Back then, the Rs in Gates Mills and Hunting Valley were of the Ohio Taft varietyβ€”economically conservative, socially liberal, and personally tolerant. Probably extinct by now. Chagrin Falls was the most beautiful town in America. Is it still?

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