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DainBramage's avatar

Wingnut bumpstocked his own brain too many times.

OutOfOrbit's avatar

mil' spec' no idea what the numbers be

James Lamere's avatar

When they bought the Republican Party .

capnkrunch's avatar

That's a Wonkette branded solution if I ever heard one.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Lol they are willing to sacrifice a gun part on the alter of their NRA gods.Well, more than they were willing to do for the murdered children in CT.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Squirrel is super easy to catch without bang sticks just sayin

James Lamere's avatar

Future reasoned "debates" by Republicans will be the right to own flamethrowers , rocket-launchers , land-mines ,and mortars . This may sound crazy now , but just wait .

Zyxomma's avatar

Kellyanne Conjob blamed Obama, and that's when I stopped the video and left the page.

Zyxomma's avatar

If one is of a certain age, that's not Bang Bang. THIS is (Terry Reid's version, not Sonny & Cher or Vanilla Fudge): https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Here, I've got another moronic point for Breitbart!

7. Bump-stocks can keep you from murdering someone - Using a bump-stock gives you a reasonable excuse during trial that might work on very gullible jurors. "I didn't murder that guy with 30 rounds in him, because I only pulled the trigger once, and the first one missed. Those other 29 rounds were fired by someone (something) else."

willi0000000's avatar

solution . . . to get your six squirrels per day you just have to buy 64 more guns.

goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

I worked in a historic park as a youth and I believe I can still do a crisp Von Steuben manual of arms 40 years latter.

rocktonsam's avatar

Let the young lady talk!

Keith Taylor's avatar

You are all so completely bloody right! Say I agree without reserve that your right to defend yourself with a firearm, and go hunting too, should be unqualified. Think of me as Judge Dredd with no mercy for lawbreakers of any kind. The fact remains. Whether you're killing a deer, or killing a couple of violent intruders who break into your home, if you can't do it with bolt action and five shots, you probably can't do it at all.(And nobody, so far as I know, is even talking about banning pistols.)