GOP Now Very Concerned About Women's Health And All It Took Was One Dead Abortion Lady

Hey chicks, put away your AKs and your ammo belts, the War on Women has been called off. The GOP loves you now! It cares about you! It appreciates you, even! And the way we know this is because a lady died after she had an abortion -- she hemorrhaged, that is so sad for her family -- and now the GOP is here to protect you from being murdered by Planned Parenthood!

From -- where else? Fox News:  

Twenty-four-year old Tonya Reaves died Friday of hemorrhaging following the abortion, according to the Cook County Medical Examiner's office. Her death has been ruled an accident.

While Planned Parenthood afterward issued a statement expressing condolences to the family, the abortion provider's most vocal critics in Washington swiftly began calling for a closer look into the group's safety guidelines and financial practices.

Rep. Cliff Stearns, R-Fla., who launched a probe into Planned Parenthood earlier this year, is now calling for a public hearing on Capitol Hill.

"I would like to put them under oath," he told Fox News. "I would like to find out how they spend our half a billion dollars, and I would also like to explore some of the safety aspects, particularly in light of this death, of this tragedy

We forget, what is it called when someone jumps on top of something tragic that happened, and makes a big stink about it for political purposes? It is right on the tip of our tongues.

In other women's health news, Barack Obama proved once again he does not care about ladies' health by saying he supports their right to make their own medical decisions, and said "I" and "me" and "my" again a whole bunch of times, so you know he is an asshole. 

“Mr. Romney wants to get rid of funding for Planned Parenthood.Ithink that’s a bad idea,” Obama said to about 950 donors at the Oregon Convention Center as he highlighted differences with Mitt Romney. “I’vegot two daughters.Iwant them to control their own health care choices.”

We are disgusted and flabbergasted that a man would let his daughters use birth control like common whores once they are grown ladies, instead of guarding them with a shotgun and taking them to one of those not at all creepy "Purity Ball" things, as is proper and not gross.

[ Fox / Politico ]