Hey chicks, put away your AKs and your ammo belts, the War on Women has been called off. The GOP loves you now! It cares about you! It appreciates you, even! And the way we know this is because a lady died after she had an abortion -- she hemorrhaged, that is so sad for her family -- and now the GOP is here to protect you from being murdered by Planned Parenthood!
Local news broadcasts (even Fox) can manage to find fire-of-the-day and shooting-of-the-day stories, but rarely find abortion-death-of-the-day to broadcast. I wonder why.
I stone-cold <strong>guarantee</strong> that Cliff Stearns did not call for any investigations when the maternal death rate during childbirth climbed during Bush&#039;s term.
I&#039;d be quite surprised indeed if the rate of deaths resulting from the complications of abortions performed by Planned Parenthood anywhere near matched the rate of 13.3 deaths per 100,000 deliveries for 2006, the last year for which I can be bothered to find data.
Cliff Stearns: <strong>GO FUCK YOURSELF</strong> until you are pregnant, and carry that baby to term because I damn well said so!
The Repubicans will sacrifice everything in the Constitution in the name of &quot;safety&quot;. So our mail can be opened, library records sent to the FBI, detention without charges, torture, airline pat downs, TRAP laws ... all to keep us safe from terrorists. Undoubtedly and eventually that will save a life somewhere, somehow. But when it comes to guns, they proudly sacrifice safety for &quot;liberty&quot;. But guns are remarkably dangerous -- several 9/11s of death and injury every year.
If freedom means we live riskier lives, then lets accept that in all respects: Guns, terrorism, abortion complications. But if saving lives trumps freedom, then guns need to be on the table.
&quot;I would like to put them under oath,&rdquo; he told Fox News. &ldquo;I would like to find out how they spend our half a billion dollars, and I would also like to explore some of the safety aspects, particularly in light of this death, of this tragedy .&quot;
General Accounting Office. Have you heard of it, dickhead?
<a href="http:\/\/www.prlog.org\/10516025-liposuction-death-rate-the-shocking-truth-youve-never-knew.html" target="_blank">Nope</a>
I was going to say &quot;Gohmerting&quot;, but yeah, you win.
From the local Fox affiliate: &quot;A missing person report has been filed with the Mobile Police Department for 19-year-old Brittney Wood.
&quot;Wood&#039;s family said, the last they heard, she was going to visit her uncle near the Styx river area.&quot;
The river Styx is not known for its purity, y&#039;all.
I have a Purity Ball hanging from the trailer hitch of my F-150.
That would be fine with the GOP.
In fairness, she wasn&#039;t much affected by it.
Ask Bachmann if she still beats her wife. It&#039;s just a question we&#039;d like investigated.
Local news broadcasts (even Fox) can manage to find fire-of-the-day and shooting-of-the-day stories, but rarely find abortion-death-of-the-day to broadcast. I wonder why.
I stone-cold <strong>guarantee</strong> that Cliff Stearns did not call for any investigations when the maternal death rate during childbirth climbed during Bush&#039;s term.
I&#039;d be quite surprised indeed if the rate of deaths resulting from the complications of abortions performed by Planned Parenthood anywhere near matched the rate of 13.3 deaths per 100,000 deliveries for 2006, the last year for which I can be bothered to find data.
Cliff Stearns: <strong>GO FUCK YOURSELF</strong> until you are pregnant, and carry that baby to term because I damn well said so!
The Repubicans will sacrifice everything in the Constitution in the name of &quot;safety&quot;. So our mail can be opened, library records sent to the FBI, detention without charges, torture, airline pat downs, TRAP laws ... all to keep us safe from terrorists. Undoubtedly and eventually that will save a life somewhere, somehow. But when it comes to guns, they proudly sacrifice safety for &quot;liberty&quot;. But guns are remarkably dangerous -- several 9/11s of death and injury every year.
If freedom means we live riskier lives, then lets accept that in all respects: Guns, terrorism, abortion complications. But if saving lives trumps freedom, then guns need to be on the table.
&quot;I would like to put them under oath,&rdquo; he told Fox News. &ldquo;I would like to find out how they spend our half a billion dollars, and I would also like to explore some of the safety aspects, particularly in light of this death, of this tragedy .&quot;
General Accounting Office. Have you heard of it, dickhead?
<a href="http:\/\/www.prlog.org\/10516025-liposuction-death-rate-the-shocking-truth-youve-never-knew.html" target="_blank">Nope</a>
I was going to say &quot;Gohmerting&quot;, but yeah, you win.
From the local Fox affiliate: &quot;A missing person report has been filed with the Mobile Police Department for 19-year-old Brittney Wood.
&quot;Wood&#039;s family said, the last they heard, she was going to visit her uncle near the Styx river area.&quot;
The river Styx is not known for its purity, y&#039;all.
I have a Purity Ball hanging from the trailer hitch of my F-150.
That would be fine with the GOP.