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Of course there is not. But there damn well ought to be. Time for a change or several.

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We had a big patch of berries in Maine, and I trounced out one day with my bucket to harvest (these were huge berries, and just heavenly sweet) and encountered a very large snake draped through the bushes, gobbling berries. I waited til he was done.

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Oh, yeah!

We are having a blackberry bonanza here in VT this summer. I am competing with the black bears for the harvest.

I like just plain heavy cream on my pie.

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There is no such thing as a null and void election. Even if the College fo Electors fucks up, once the House fo Representatives approves the election results, it's done. Only Impeachment and the next election fix it if the House fo Representatives fucks up.

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I shamelessly accept your rim shot

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Imagine 20 years ago that you'd ever see an election strategy that scares people about the other side actually investigating your own crime and corruption.

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Imagine if we survive this. If he actually takes down Twitler. He'll be Obama-level popular. I mean, like, kids-and-their-grandmas asking him to take selfies with them in airports popular.

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He's a flack for fascists and New Model Nazis. For some reason, I've been told it's wrong to call him "Dachauwitz". I wonder why.

I mean, he's defending people who slur Jewish people (amongst many other ethnicities/religions/races). It seems like it fits.

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It's too bad they booted you out of the reboot and replaced you with the kid with the flying car. But I still enjoyed the new version. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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can't the feds go after anyone who...you know...crimes?

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All the hype!

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But there is many a tail to tell. We can't hide and there is too much at steak.

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I am a big fan of Mr. Scott's. :D

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"Better frozen than a Californian."

--some of the fuckers not in steerage, allegedly.

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Unfortunately, the new congress doesn't actually take over until January 3, 2019 so that is two whole months for the current congress to pass all sorts of crap. Norms would have it that no major legislation is passed between an election and the start of a new session but we all know what Reptilians think of norms; "Wasn't he that guy on Cheers?"

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