XXXL fiscal conservative hero Chris Christie would be the teabagger's top choice for the GOP nomination if he would only run, but he's always too busy giving "straight talk" about cutting all the government services for everyone ... and having a New Jersey state-owned helicopter and government flight crew chauffeur him to his kid's baseball games. As usual with these Republican heartthrobs, it's one set of rules for the working class and the poor and the middle class ("you get nothing") and a completely
His kid plays catcher, like he did. So he's a fat fuck, but a flexible one. He can basically take 3 steps in either direction before falling over.
Actually, the jerk left after 5 innings. Yep, that's a big honking $1800/hr chopper, AND a limo, for 5 innings of schoolboy baseball. There surely were teachers in the stands; what was going through their heads would be pretty interesting.
how could he not be the perfect republican pin up? i mean in every way?
he eats the greasy foods of the peoples, he burns unnecessary carbon, he cuts the benefits for the little people, he uses state office to his advantage...
maybe he was afraid of &quot;those&quot; gays like <a href="http:\/\/equalitymatters.org\/blog\/201105250005" target="_blank">Roger Ailes</a>?
As if the fuel guzzled by the chopper wasn&#039;t enough ... the limo was driven there, empty, for this purpose. Maybe if that new tunnel to NYC had been designed for obese slobs in obscene SUVs, instead of mass transit, Christie would have been OK with it.
His kid plays catcher, like he did. So he&#039;s a fat fuck, but a flexible one. He can basically take 3 steps in either direction before falling over.
Ow!
Actually, the jerk left after 5 innings. Yep, that&#039;s a big honking $1800/hr chopper, AND a limo, for 5 innings of schoolboy baseball. There surely were teachers in the stands; what was going through their heads would be pretty interesting.
He IS a Paultard Blimp.
Memo to Chris: You have to walk before you can run.
can you imagine this fat ass on a commercial flight.
as a small woman i can GUARANTEE i would be seated next to him in the middle seat and he would sweat the entire flight.
how could he not be the perfect republican pin up? i mean in every way?
he eats the greasy foods of the peoples, he burns unnecessary carbon, he cuts the benefits for the little people, he uses state office to his advantage...
what&#039;s not to love here?
maybe he was afraid of &quot;those&quot; gays like <a href="http:\/\/equalitymatters.org\/blog\/201105250005" target="_blank">Roger Ailes</a>?
Spam from a can.
Until we develop that Star Trek whale-lifting technology, this will have to do.
He looks to me like a pretty large conservative... up there in the Blimpbaugh range.
Nobody knows where this guy came from.
To be fair, Corzine did total the Official NJ State tubocharged Ford Excursion.
As if the fuel guzzled by the chopper wasn&#039;t enough ... the limo was driven there, empty, for this purpose. Maybe if that new tunnel to NYC had been designed for obese slobs in obscene SUVs, instead of mass transit, Christie would have been OK with it.
No...that&#039;s not the helicopter. The fat white thing dangling below is just Christie&#039;s security double.
All You Can Eat Buffetman waddles to his Baskin Robins Copter and bellows his famous war cry that strikes terror in the hearts of Libtards everywhere!
&ldquo;It&rsquo;s eatin&rsquo; time!&rdquo;