These cats are gonna FIGHT TONIGHT. Has it been a long time since you pulled your Underoos up over your nipples (that's how you get comfortable), popped open a can of Spam and watched a presidential debate? No, it hasn't! You watched one on Wednesday night, and it was the Hillzbian and the Bernzbian yelling at each other and sometimes being nice to each other, like common adults. You haven't watched a GOP debate in like a whole week though! But tonight you will.
I just realized why Cruz is gunning to get Marco out of the race. Cruz realizes that he could never prevail in a brokered convention; he is too reviled by the other Republicans. His only shot is to win out right even if it is a long shot.
If Trump can take Florida and Ohio -- Ohio is looking increasingly doubtful according to FiveThirtyEight -- then he'd need to garner only 59% of the remaining delegates. Or so I've seen reported.
If my research is correct, I think Rubio's dad was a dry-drunk evangelical bartending postman who swam from Cuba and his mother, well, we all know what the GOP thinks of women...
DOH! That is PURE political genius! That's exactly what Rubio has to do to turn this thing around! You know Bernie anointed himself with one of those in Iowa and surely that is why he has done so well.
It's not too late. I'm sure they still have farmers in Florida or at least someone who could pass. He could have one made before bedtime!
I wonder if Rubio or any of his team reads Wonkette...
Why can't they? I'm not sure I follow but I am not that familiar with GOP convention rules. First Kasich or Rubio haven't technically lost yet. Anyone who doesn't win outright has lost. Is there a minimum # or % of delegates one must get to even be considered in a brokered convention?
So not only are Kaisch and Rubio not technically done (though they might as well be), the current 8 state cut off for 1st ballot could apparently be rewritten at the convention. o.O
Of course, that would cause such a firestorm it isn't even funny.
Bad news, pollen is trees fucking.
OMG. It is getting impossible to keep things imaginary any more.
I just realized why Cruz is gunning to get Marco out of the race. Cruz realizes that he could never prevail in a brokered convention; he is too reviled by the other Republicans. His only shot is to win out right even if it is a long shot.
Rules for life. Rules for life.
If Trump can take Florida and Ohio -- Ohio is looking increasingly doubtful according to FiveThirtyEight -- then he'd need to garner only 59% of the remaining delegates. Or so I've seen reported.
Are those normal tits only they argue with each other? Cause I could see where that would affect someone's brain eventually.
So much for my Chinese food...
If my research is correct, I think Rubio's dad was a dry-drunk evangelical bartending postman who swam from Cuba and his mother, well, we all know what the GOP thinks of women...
Camille Paglia is still alive? I thought Ann Coulter killed her in a knife fight, or something.
DOH! That is PURE political genius! That's exactly what Rubio has to do to turn this thing around! You know Bernie anointed himself with one of those in Iowa and surely that is why he has done so well.
It's not too late. I'm sure they still have farmers in Florida or at least someone who could pass. He could have one made before bedtime!
I wonder if Rubio or any of his team reads Wonkette...
We had one for 10 years- Dear Leader Stephen Harper.
When you're a cat you're a cat all the way . . . .
Here's our last PM with kittens. How's that?http://40.media.tumblr.com/...
Why can't they? I'm not sure I follow but I am not that familiar with GOP convention rules. First Kasich or Rubio haven't technically lost yet. Anyone who doesn't win outright has lost. Is there a minimum # or % of delegates one must get to even be considered in a brokered convention?
EDIT: Here's a good article on it:
http://www.nbcnews.com/poli...
So not only are Kaisch and Rubio not technically done (though they might as well be), the current 8 state cut off for 1st ballot could apparently be rewritten at the convention. o.O
Of course, that would cause such a firestorm it isn't even funny.
They could never agree on clockwse vs. counterclockwise wrt tassle rotation.
Mitt's rules.