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Ta, Stephen.

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Yeah, I get that a lot.

Then allow me to explain to the unfamiliar:

Pink Floyd - Arnold Layne

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Low and Prurient is the name of my Retired Jockey MILF-Pron Fan Jazz Band

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Germany, June 30 to July 2, 1934.

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They all firmly believe that they, and they alone, possess the one face that leopard won't eat. And expect that when the big cat scat interferes with the machinery, they (and they alone) will be sitting at the right hand of Don, chuckling as all their opponents facial features slide down the hungry feline's gaping maw.

They are all mistaken.

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Ooh, is that a reference to the movie?

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they also never consider the possibility that a left wing authoritarian could be next in line.

and fucking eat the rich.

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this isn't a trial balloon. that was 2020.

this is groundwork.

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What's the frequency, Kevin?

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"... meanwhile Donald Trump's running around, trying to find women's clothing and get on the first lifeboat."

He could borrow an outfit from Rudy:

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Yes, Kevin McCarthy failed a GED moral test that even Mitch McConnell passed.

Damn.

Yes, Kinzinger is a Republican who voted against President Joe Biden's COVID-19 stimulus. Yes, Kinzinger supported President Klan Robe's reelection and admitted he was “upset" by the election results. But he still drew a hard line at overturning those results, either through shady legal means or outright violence.

Wasn't he also one of the few GQPs who voted for TFG's second impeachment?

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Nah McTurtle wasn’t doing everything Assmouth wanted, he was doing things HE wanted and making Assmouth think it was all his doing, so he could get even MORE things he wanted. He's an amoral shitgibbon, but he’s not a stupid one.

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The bar for describing what a GOOD GoP politician (or at least not so fucked up politician) is in Australia by now as "simply accepting reality" is that bar.

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Maybe, but fuk your bothsiderism in this context.

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Kinzinger has the receipts.

Did he find them in the backpocket of a pair of trousers that he hadn't worn since early January and that he now wanted to bring to the drycleaners? Why did he wait so long to speak up?

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MAGAts like monotony. That's why they can't tolerate people different from themselves.

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