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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Paramour is the correct legal term. I know bc I had one.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Another rat fleeing a sinking ship. Blue Tsunami 2024.

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Jan Miller's avatar

Yikes I was at Clemson at the same time!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Stephen. Hypocrisy, thy name is Republican.

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Jim Parker's avatar

I just lerrrvvvv when these dipsticks try to blame any ongoing inflation problems on the current administration. Wonkette Tabs recently pointed out, quite clearly, that corporate greed is greatly responsible for today's continuing inflation numbers. But the party of "Fiscal Responsibility" and "Family Values" will never mention that, and you can damn sure know that the Republican propaganda wing of Fux "News" will never report that to their adle-brained viewers.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

yep. its called Greedflation.

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Revenant's avatar

Paramour, popsy, bit on the side, inamorata, concubine, squeeze, tootsie; fooling around with any of these is not generally considered a "Family Value", and if you just can't keep it in your pants maybe you are not qualified to judge other people's morality, because someday you might find the price of that surreptitious abortion you want to buy for your "special friend" has skyrocketed due to travel costs, plus you may be outed as an abortion-buying adulterer by some of the snoops you have enabled for all these years. True with your connections you and baby-momma can probably avoid arrest and prosecution, but it still is not a good look for a two-bit back country Savonarola to be leaving pecker tracks visible from the moon.

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Rev. Paleotectonics's avatar

Is that Greenville, South Carolina, home of the World's Largest Arbys??!?

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

It's always the hot ones...

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

Now that he will no longer be a congressman, I suppose the paramour will drop him like a hot rock.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

"The soon-to-be-ex Mrs. Duncan claims that Duncan left his annual Faith & Freedom BBQ, where Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis was the keynote speaker, to hook up with his “paramour.” There’s no evidence, however, that his wife’s accusations would prove a problem for him in a Republican primary."

It's not like the porn loving "family values Christians" give a crap about adultery anymore, because they sure wouldn't be trying to install Dumpenfuhrer if they cared about "values."

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AgathaCrispy_Tart With a Heart's avatar

That’s what I was thinking. There must be more. Possibly theft/fraud to pay for the “paramour” lifestyle.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Theft and fraud in the GQP are no longer an obstacle to getting elected by the GQP's redneck, slack jawed yokel, base. See: Paxton, Ken or Dump, Donald

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AgathaCrispy_Tart With a Heart's avatar

Good point. Maybe it’s something they’d consider worse.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Duncan's probably had gay sex, or had a threesome with the Zieglers.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Maybe he was nice to a trans person once.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Lol. Read that as "Maybe he was a trans person once" .... and my brain melted.

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Revenant's avatar

maybe he murmured a complaint about the God-Emperor's behavior this one time, or bitched about having to hide from the "peaceful tourists" that Donnie the Full Diaper Man invited to the Capital that one time.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

He should have gone with the Appalachian Trail story, it worked for Sanford, more or less

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Sherry's avatar

Wellll..

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StarJamma's avatar

Peak Repub white guy mid-life crisis shit. Anyways, bye bye asshole.

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marxalot's avatar

I always have to ask, when I see these dudes: who would fuck that? What's the motivation for carrying on an extramarital affair with *that guy*? And how long after he quits his seat will the motivation persist?

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Caepan's avatar

Like that old saying, "Politics is Hollywood for ugly people."

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tim gueguen's avatar

The world is full of people I find unattractive having sex. Why should this joker be any different?

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Craig Nixon's avatar

<Christian Ziegler has entered the chat>

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Stuart's avatar

As George Carlin said, "Most of these people who are whining about abortion [this was back under the Roe regime] are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place."

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counterlife's avatar

As Henry Kissinger admitted, power (actual or alleged) is the aphrodisiac for ugly guys like him.

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marxalot's avatar

I like this guy's logic. No, wait. Not like. The other thing. Execrate.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Bye Felica. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

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GoldStar's avatar

Anyone that thinks America has suffered from a "disrespected position on the world stage" since trump left hasn't left the sofa in their momma's basement... except maybe on January 6th.

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AgathaCrispy_Tart With a Heart's avatar

Same kind of person who uses disrespected as an adjective.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

AS IF Trump was ever respected on any stage! Never. They all mocked and hated him.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

They openly laughed at him.

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Revenant's avatar

How could they help it? That self important bag of fecal matter and his endless boasting would make a cat laugh.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

How couldn't they?

"No, you go eat by yourself at.the table over there!"

SNL did a good spoof on it years ago it was Macron, that Brit loon (Johnson maybe?) and Trudeau mocking Trump. Very funny!

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