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He's a fucking full colonel in the NG.

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I think you got it more right than Florida Correspondent here, whose link implies Victoria Jackson which... PG libelz!!!

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Why is his ass not up on an Article 88?

"Any commissioned officer who uses contemptuous words against the President, the Vice President, Congress, the Secretary of Defense, the Secretary of a military department, the Secretary of Homeland Security, or the Governor or legislature of any State, Commonwealth, or possession in which he is on duty or present shall be punished as a court-martial may direct."

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Why is his ass not up on an Article 88? He's still in the Pa National Guard, right?

"Any commissioned officer who uses contemptuous words against the President, the Vice President, Congress, the Secretary of Defense, the Secretary of a military department, the Secretary of Homeland Security, or the Governor or legislature of any State, Commonwealth, or possession in which he is on duty or present shall be punished as a court-martial may direct."

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I would like to see this guy in jail; not some country club federal prison, but the kind that the GOP favors, the for-profit kind, where they keep costs down by not feeding you a whole lot and letting you get good and sick before the LPN comes in to see what's up.

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You only hurt the ones you love.

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<i>he actually might use it to further their cause and what seems to be his cause and just drag you as a complicitor [sic] in it,” he said.</i>

Words. How dafuq do they werk?

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<a href="http:\/\/i1.kym-cdn.com\/entries\/icons\/original\/000\/000\/045\/n725075089_288918_2774.jpg" target="_blank">LOL WUT</a>?

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So Perry believes in Muslim Brotherly Love?

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Number one?!! There's waaaay too much number two coming out of that party!

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"bipartisan"= give the GOP 95% of what they demanded, then listen to them snivel and whine, while the MSM tsk tsks about how Dems didn't do enough to reach across the aisle

Just once I'd like to see our side get 95%, but somehow it never seems to work in that direction

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<i>Pennsyltucky, which is basically everything between Philly and Pittsburgh, a general morass of <b>meth</b> and <b>dumb</b> interspersed with the occasional <b>Amish</b>.</i>

Yinz er <a href="http:\/\/articles.philly.com\/1999-06-30\/news\/25498347_1_sentencing-today-federal-sentencing-guidelines-drug-conspiracy" target="_blank">repeating</a> yourself.

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Westsylvanian member of the Yinzer Diaspora here. We had a better solution, back in the day: I still don't consider the big cities as part of PA.

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Well, my definition growing up was any place with more than one TV station. UHF don't count.

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I can recall a time, not so long ago*, when it was considered unpatriotic to speak ill of the President of the United States while the country was at war. Now the same GoatfuckingOP who wanted to throw anyone who disagreed with plans for invading the wrong country into prison think it's okay to call the President a sponsor of terrorism? My, how times have changed.

*It was when all the presidents were white.

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