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Considering the size of the crowd that needs to be served, it's time to really explore the rat dick possibilities: sweet-and-sour, hickory smoked, Korean barbecued, honey glazed, chicken fried, chocolate coated, etc.

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In the Shire.

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Kinda wish Blackburn's parents had learned about contraception would have saved us a whole bunch of listening to this bitch

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Omg. I remember that. It was kind of horrible and hilarious

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Or Dave Ramsey.

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Which might be the source of the oddball expression "come up pregnant", which always brings the image of an underwater conception to mind.

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Really, the assholes always set it up to Personal Responsibility, as if there is a magic disconnect between the actions of the individual and the impact they have on society as a whole. Rampant pregnancies, untreated stis, and lack of care negatively impacts women, especially poor women, which then negatively impacts society. It can mean the difference between someone pulling themselves out of poverty (and becoming a tax payer) or not (and welfare).

Of course, the "Personal Responsibility" crew always twists their little nose up and say "don't have sex." When have people ever stopped having sex? Never!

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He still says stupid shit, which is why he is mah main man, but with the GOP POTUS candidates going full ELEVENTY!!1!!1!! on the panic scale over MooseLimbs he is getting drowned out.

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The local Faux Snooze affiliate.

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I'd ask her if a poll that asks if you agree with a book that tells us to 'Love your neighbor as yourself', without mentioning it ALSO says "Go up, my warriors, against the land of Merathaim and against the people of Pekod. Yes, march against Babylon, the land of rebels, a land that I will judge! Pursue, kill, and completely destroy them, as I have commanded you," says the LORD' has a 'veiled agenda'.

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If you help poor people it will just encourage more people to become poor.

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Right. The people who believe that are the same people who believe that if you teach Sex Ed to young people, it just encourages them to have sex. As if people haven't been having sex without it for millions of years.

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Does the term Mean Girls mean anything to you?

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Ahhh, the Hour of Happiness. Drink well and prosper.

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In this Nanny State, it's going over the cliff with all the other social services.

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Obviously people that want to care for unwanted children? Yep, sure they do.

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