Drop the confetti and grab the lube, because Renee Ellmers has earned the rare Wonkette Daily Double Derp Dip (Non-Palin Division)! First, we reported that Ellmers's poor son got his unsecured murder toy stolen right out of the family's unlocked garage, probably by Eric Holder. (In that post, we
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