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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

They like to Bogart. And how did you know my name?

Not mad, just curious

Lara's avatar

He'll probably get a pardon on Fuckface Trump's way out the door.

Regret's avatar

Since dying is inevitable, we might as well die in such a way that people can't keep a straight face when hearing about it.

Regret's avatar

This is also an issue in the netherlands. There is no hope and no future anywhere. Welcome to the 21st century.

Regret's avatar

Do you mean breathe? Or did language change on me again without me noticing?

DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

To my knowledge, the plan is to mask and pray that everyone washes their hands. That's it. We are bursting at the seams in that building and we can't just pull a new school out of our butts, know what I mean? It was not the best environment before all this.

tiredsucker's avatar

"Some might make an argument that even if Watkins is guilty, what he did wasn't that bad."

I make the argument that history shows if you gives these slugs an inch, they'll try to take a light year (6 trillion miles, give or take), so it's important to nip it right in the bud.

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Bitcoins are now "worth" thousands of dollars each.

TakingAmes's avatar

OMG. I would have given my first born to just ride around in that car with those three. Maybe not the blow up doll, but hey, I can be flexible.

mailman27's avatar

I'm gonna get some and go out and buy a lot of tulips!

mailman27's avatar

I hereby nominate Sarah Cooper for all the awards.

tiredsucker's avatar

Ah, the old tulip bubble! Lots of people don't know about that.

Ill-Advised's avatar

You seemed like the Alan Coren type. Or, possibly, a member of the cast in the relevant Monty Python skit.

In any case, I liked the cut of your jib, and I enjoy your newsletter, too.