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They like to Bogart. And how did you know my name?

Not mad, just curious

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Yep. Walter!

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Because Trump can do it. https://www.washingtonpost....

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He'll probably get a pardon on Fuckface Trump's way out the door.

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Since dying is inevitable, we might as well die in such a way that people can't keep a straight face when hearing about it.

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This is also an issue in the netherlands. There is no hope and no future anywhere. Welcome to the 21st century.

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Do you mean breathe? Or did language change on me again without me noticing?

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To my knowledge, the plan is to mask and pray that everyone washes their hands. That's it. We are bursting at the seams in that building and we can't just pull a new school out of our butts, know what I mean? It was not the best environment before all this.

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"Some might make an argument that even if Watkins is guilty, what he did wasn't that bad."

I make the argument that history shows if you gives these slugs an inch, they'll try to take a light year (6 trillion miles, give or take), so it's important to nip it right in the bud.

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Bitcoins are now "worth" thousands of dollars each.

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OMG. I would have given my first born to just ride around in that car with those three. Maybe not the blow up doll, but hey, I can be flexible.

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I'm gonna get some and go out and buy a lot of tulips!

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I hereby nominate Sarah Cooper for all the awards.

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Ducks, lots of ducks

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Ah, the old tulip bubble! Lots of people don't know about that.

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You seemed like the Alan Coren type. Or, possibly, a member of the cast in the relevant Monty Python skit.

In any case, I liked the cut of your jib, and I enjoy your newsletter, too.

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