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NO, because they’re ours and nobody else gets them.

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And then made the genius move to the Alamo in freakin' Texas.

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Hey, George Santos discovered radioactivity when he was only six years old. He was invited as a post-doctoral research fellow at the Max Plank Institute and, one day, out of nothing, he saw radiation flowing out of a microwave oven he was using to reheat a Hot Pocket, and that’s how we won his first Nobel Prize. You leave ‘im alone, you hater.

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Most conservative politicians live in glass houses. Very expensive, fancy glass houses in exclusive neighborhoods.

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The lesson of George Santos is, of course, that you can also learn to fly if you believe hard enough.

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I imagine there is little that happens in the Tennessee legislature that the GOP caucus chairman does not know about. Especially the results of an ethics ruling by a committee that has Republicans sitting on it. So if I had a lot of money, I would bet some of it that Faison was lying when he said he had just heard about not only the committee findings but even the allegations against Campbell. Anything that could potentially damage a Republican legislator would quickly find it's way to the caucus chair's ears as soon as an investigation starts.

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What goes around, comes around.

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what's the difference between a vote of no confidence and expulsion? is the former just one for the record books?

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Fucking around, finding out.

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Every R projection/accusation is a confession.

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I read some of what he's accused of and what a fucking pig. His remarks would have been offensive to anyone, and the fact that a 39-yr old man let fly with his gross fantasies to (at least) two 19-yr old young women makes it even more disgusting to me.

Mediocre, middle-aged white dudes: no, teenagers do not find you or your gross lack of boundaries attractive.

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Shhhh... most gunhumpers think that the white guys won.

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Well, at least in TN, it appears one is for white repturds, and the other is for darker skinned people…

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Tennessee Republicans are shameless but it’s clear they also overreached. They made the Tennessee Three national figures while also drawing unwanted scrutiny on their own corrupt asses.

dumb people blinded by arrogance and self-righteousness. they handed themselves a bullhorn and made ample use of it.

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It worked for a long long time (since the founding of the US of A?).

But that time is over, motherfuckers.

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and this new reality is setting in fast.

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