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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

No cognition means no cognitive dissonance. This is why morons make such excellent teabaggers.

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1. Wash it well. 2. Cook it thoroughly. 3. Be sure your immune system is up to the job.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Nor whiny tittybaby Ted Cruz's pile of dough, courtesy of Golden Sacks.

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NorfolkAndWay's avatar

Then I'll mention that the News&Observer is in Raleigh, not Charlotte.

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Jared James's avatar

Did we quit when the Kenyans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

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bobbert's avatar

Temporarily.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

There is a decent blog by the title of "All Hat and No Cattle" <a href="http://allhatnocattle.net" target="_blank">http://allhatnocattle.net</a>

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Wabbit season! Duck season! ELLMERS SEASON!

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

Annnnnd.......cut. <a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/gop-rep-ell...">http://talkingpointsmemo.co...

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Mahousu's avatar

I've got some litter for her - just wait a sec until my cat is done with it.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...geez, why don't those lazy workers that were furloughed just withdraw some money from their trust funds?!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

+100

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

This is Obama's fault for shutting down the WWII Memorial.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Another right wing fuckhead who hates liberals and big government but owes her entire existence to the taxpayers who fund her paycheck, health care, and pension.

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