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No cognition means no cognitive dissonance. This is why morons make such excellent teabaggers.

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1. Wash it well. 2. Cook it thoroughly. 3. Be sure your immune system is up to the job.

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Nor whiny tittybaby Ted Cruz's pile of dough, courtesy of Golden Sacks.

NorfolkAndWay's avatar

Then I'll mention that the News&Observer is in Raleigh, not Charlotte.

Jared James's avatar

Did we quit when the Kenyans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Tiny kaiju's avatar

There is a decent blog by the title of "All Hat and No Cattle" <a href="http://allhatnocattle.net" target="_blank">http://allhatnocattle.net</a>

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Wabbit season! Duck season! ELLMERS SEASON!

Mahousu's avatar

I've got some litter for her - just wait a sec until my cat is done with it.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...geez, why don't those lazy workers that were furloughed just withdraw some money from their trust funds?!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

This is Obama's fault for shutting down the WWII Memorial.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Another right wing fuckhead who hates liberals and big government but owes her entire existence to the taxpayers who fund her paycheck, health care, and pension.